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I find this game quite amusing, but it has some flaws.

It looks pretty relaxing puzzle game and the one and only problem for me here is - pointless time rushing part with stars - starts collecting is pointless in general as you advance without collecting even 1 of them, at the same time, time rushing kills the relaxing part, while if you want to get 3 stars you just need to beat the level, then memorise the positions and replay it right away. What is this for? To stretch the *how long to beat* time? Pointless, no fun at all.

So on the good sides:
+Very sweet color palette, relaxing music, and nice overall design.
+Plenty of puzzles
+Easy to beat, you even have tips.
+Cheap
+Achievements
-Buggy mouse clicks
-No cards
-Would be better if all the levels would be connected to each other in one big pipe as you advance from one to another,

Short note - for five minutes in the game i've got all 7 achievements - easy perfect game for half a dollar

Now about the game itself: this game makes me feel like SUPER sorry for the game designer because the visual side and the music are very nice, aside from that - the game is a complete disaster.
-Starting with the fact that there is no way to change the controls, even if this is a Unity crаp, changing controls in the Unity menu does nothing, and there is no in-game menu.
-The game is a 100% stolen Battle City ported to Unity, nobody hides that BUT for some reason, bots shoot when you shoot, so if you spam bullets bots spam bullets as well, and your bullets do not block enemies bullets as it was in Battle City so you die right away all the time.
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1204915845
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1204916213
-Google translated
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1204911224
-Disgustang
-No multiplayer local or net

Came here with no expectations and still left upset. :C

p.s. All your base are belongs to us
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1204911358

I bought this game because I really do enjoy all kinds of brain trainers, and this one calls itself as 5 in 1 so why not especially for this price so what do you get here?

-5 *tests* that you can find for FREE in Google in 5 minutes
-The design of the tool is straight from 2002 I can't imagine more tasteless one.
-Useless stats, useless tweaks for your tests, if you combine that with the sick looking UI design there is basically no reason to open this game EVER
-No achievements
-No cards
-There is no a single positive side in this game.
-Oh right - THE VERY FIRST PROFESSIONAL REACTION TEST looks like 573 exactly the same reaction tests (no, to be honest, it looks worse but whatever) you can find in the Google in 5 minutes.

:C

Update:
Looks like this dev is going Zonitron Way (probably will end up in the same destination):

All those games are the same game just cut into smaller pieces and released under different dev names - a.dev.green / alexXx.green.dev / dev.green.alex / a.green.dev / alex.green.dev. Seems like they have the same price as well lol.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/757950/2in1_Fluid_Intelligence/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/743400/3in1_Bundle_Brain_Trainings/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/751750/4in1_IQ_Scale_Bundle/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/715710/5in1_Bundle_Brain_Trainings/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/755940/6in1_IQ_Scale_Bundle/

What do you get for half a dollar -


-Yet another Arkanoid clone made completely out of free assets, that doesn't even deserve to exist in 2007, not in 2017
-If you click the place where restart and menu buttons were after start you will go to the menu or restart
-You have several lives but you lose anyway once you die the 1st time.
-The level of the animation and the color palette gives out the mental problems of the 12 years old dev.
-Style changes in the background pictures give out pictures from Google pictures.

100% +1 Removed from steam game in the close future

Wow, thanks to this *Developer* i finally know the name of the tool all those 12 years old kids use to make those infinite platformer asset-flips - CONSTRUCT 2 - he simply forgot (or doesn't know how) to remove the game maker tool logo.

Here you see all the same things as everywhere else -
-Rеtаrded platform placement
-No level design at all just same levels with a slightly adjusted platforms over and over again, and sometimes with a different background
-Unplayable controls
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-No cards but dev marks this game as if it had them so kiddies would buy to make some profits over 0.02$ game.
????

Don't

This game is a complete dog crаp, it looks like the developer went: "Oh I want to sell some crаppy game on steam but the only thing I know how to make is controls, but no gameplay. Uhhh whatever, where is my 100$ for steam direct".

Basically you see 100% of the gameplay in the games trailer, the game itself is a complete doodoo, you can see in the trailer that the developer himself cant make more than 2 jumps in a row with such a crаppy controls, nothing more to say, there is no aim in game, collecting coins is pointless, jumping leads nowhere but death.

Thank me for buying it so you don't have to.

-It says that it's translated into 27 languages - what do you think if this true (no)

-The same model of the girl copied over and over and over again in different dresses makes me think that they simply spent all their budget on a *Nude patch*

-The game halts and freezes every now and then, controls are bad and as a game, this is below average as well.

+There is one big plus - the game was on discount and very cheap, now it's not and cards cost 4 times more than the game was.
+It has nice steam emotes and rare background with bewbs

2018 - the year of possibilities

It is possible to release any utter crаp on steam for a small loan of 100$

It is possible to make a *GAME* of your dreams in under 5 minutes, especially if its a game about field spammed with random objects and no gameplay, and GameGuru takes the lead in a dog crаp games production from Unity, because if you can find like 5-10 playable games out of 100 Unity GEMS, GameGuru offers a flash game quality games that only weights 20 Gigs and requires only a CERN computer to be run on smooth 25 FPS

It is possible to buy 100 games for 60$ not one lame thing like GTA5

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1111872881

The "developer" probably got the snake game code somewhere, and have no idea how to implement self-hit detection, so now you have this so called *game* without an actual gameplay, because to hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall on a huge field you have to be as much brain damaged as he is.

-Pointless
-Boring
-Cancer

Strange that the name is not a *Free snake*

What a dog crаp. Developer probably has some mental problems because it looks like he doesn't understand what "game" means.

-FREE game for 1$ - pretty obvious
-Actual bowling is nonexistant - you just shoot your bowling ball in a straight line all the time, i got like 12 strikes in a row by simple cliking in the middle of the screen, you dont control anything - speed, angle etc.
-No settings whatsoever
-Achievements - but you have to hit the pins 2000 times - what a pain and waste of time.

My opinion that the dev got somewhere FREE bowling game example and now selling it without even changing the name.