Senaste recensioner av XJ9

HORRIBLY UNDERRATED GAME

This is a very nice and fun to play a variation of good old bullet hell scroll shooters, but in this one bullets are coming from left and right, and towards you so you have to dodge stuff in 3 dimensions while shooting mobs. It's pretty short but plenty of difficulties each of which changes the game significantly gives it great replayability.

+various playstyles - you can pack your girl with different weapons, sub weapons, and skills so you can find what fits you better - more hp and more damage or higher mobility and faster shots

+4 difficulties - I completed the easy one with the 1st try hardly understanding what I'm doing, when I got to hard difficulty I've got used to controls and bullet mess on the screen so I got through all the levels pretty good, but the last bost killed me zillion times so I did not manage to beat him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, *harder* difficulty is very hard I still cant stand it and I cant imagine what's going on on the last one.

+very nice for short play sessions - 4 levels takes not very much time to complete, well 5 levels if you manage to beat the game on the hardest.

+local VS multiplayer (only if you have 2 joysticks) and online multiplayer so you can connect directly to your friends ip or something like that.

+practice mode

+graphics are not the best, but it fits the style of the old Touhou games pretty much so it has its own charm

+very good value for money ratio :)

-music tracks are okay

After all, it's a good buy, especially if you were missing Touhou games on steam :)

I was very skeptical about this game, ah well, not disappointed:

- sloppy controls - starting with the fact that you drive with a mouse pointer, this game would fit something like iPhone. It's not fun, I guess the controls was the main reason of why this is *rage* parking simulator, but it's not outrageous, it's just lame. In addition to that, the game has a slow reaction to your wheel turns - let's say you were turning all the way left if you roll all the way right, you will be still turning left for some time.

- you have like 50 levels, every next level unlocked upon completing previous, so once done you get - points, stars, and coins. What are they for? You have no place to spend your coins, points are useless since you get stars anyway and one star is 1000 points ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, even stars themselves useless because you don't need to collect some amount of stars to unlock some level, you unlock next level when you complete previous with any amount of stars.

+Steamcards - if you buy this game with 90% discount you can cover the price, its free +1 to your library. Nothing more.

- No steam achievements

Don't be fooled by the trailer with all those camera close-ups, it's doesn't have that much action, You have 3 guys, sam and 2 his friends, you have like 5 seconds to shoot something then you have to pick what to do next for every single character attack again, change weapon or use skills. It's something between FF and SS but as this game shows FF+SS=FFS:

+This game has plenty of manly sam jokes in-between levels
+Notable monsters from the SS series
-This game is unplayable boring - you ever thought that serious sam game could be boring AF? No? Here you go. Somebody thought it would be fun to breed action and turn-base but its sucks so much, it takes like 80% of the time to pick what to do and 20% of the time you see any action + with most weapons you use shoot instantly and then you try to dodge stuff but this level design don't let you understand where the projectile going + you have 3 characters so you cant dodge all the stuff even if you want,
-This game so hard to beat, that with the addition of how boring it makes you want to kill yourself when you die from the huge wave of random crаp because you have to play this level all over again. Wow such a nice game, so you don't want to waste your time on it, isn't it nice?
-it has no steam achievements or steam cards

So, in conclusion, there is no any reason to buy this sh`tty game other than to fill your library with 1 more Serious Sam game if you want to collect them all. Otherwise, i highly recommend not to buy this crap.

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Wow, this game is awesome at so many levels: it's animated, fully voiced, beautifully drawn light-hearted VN with great OST. Even more, it could be educative, because you can have TWO languages on the screen at the same time - English + Japanese or simplified Japanese or romaji. That's amazing.

+Pretty nice story that starts slow, but rolls faster after some plot twists. But the whole novel is pretty linear, you have no choices to decide (Kinetic VN you don't say :) ).
+Beatiful girls is a big plus, plus one of the has D plus personalities :) All the girls are 3D that looks like 2D but they look nice and also they are fully animated, and not only them, even scenes animated! And those scenes which are drawn in classy 2D looks so good, I can't get them enough in my screenshot folder.
+Bouncy bewbs physix ( * )( * ) <3
+Very nice voice work and very nice OST, great opening <3
+Steamcards with lovely smileys and backgrounds
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trap kid is so ugly and annoying :*( Noooo. Well maybe it's personal

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=686593158
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=686593136

After all, it's a pretty nice timewaster if you not afraid of traps and like cute girls and spooky stories.

It happened, now you have a visual representation of what is happening in the CatLadys head! Seriously, the plot - Girl got dumped by her boyfriend *for no visible reason* and what should she do now? Of course find some love in her pets - pig, cat, parrot and rabbit. Emotional brake hits so hard so animals become handsome boys, and our girl instantly starts making out with them (you can even do lewd things :O ), where else you will find such a gem?

+Quite unique story reminding *Fruits basket* but it has completely different plot
+You can make out with cat, pig, rabbit, parrot OR even your Ex-boyfriend who dumped you for no reason. 10/10 would become cat lady again.
+Music is nice
+VN is pretty long
+You can get laid and get some ecchi scenes
+Steam achivements
-There are lot of mistakes at least in english version of the game, like misspels of the words, or even wrong usage of them :| For such a long novell it's a huge minus
-Comparing to all the previous Dogenzaka Lab releases those boys drawings doesnt look very good, as well as backgrounds.
-Likeability meter in this game is very confusing 1st bunch of chapters doesnt affect the meter in any way, I've tryed different answers and was still at 0% then I got to 15% and got laid at 15% ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, and I got the happy end after completing the whole route with 26% likeability, it's not helping :|

Short conclusion - this game has a unique plot and covers some special fetishes :) but it has plenty of bugs, it is a good buy if you really like your cat or pig after all :)

1st of all, I have no words to describe how beautiful this game is, seriously there is no screenshot to describe how great it looks when you drive through the music: the track, the car, obstacles, backgrounds everything together fits the music so good it hurts. P.s. this is not a really *racing* game, it's a rhythm game.

+Visuals - are solid 10/10, there are 7 different *areas* you play, and each has its own neon style and its very own feature, so every other level is special.

+Music - simply awesome, instant addition to your Winamp playlist for a long time + all the music tracks have very solid bit which is good for rhythm based games

+Variety of different styles - each level has its very own design, you can find them in the trailer.

+3 difficulties - 1st of all this game is very hard at least for now at the lowest difficulty - the chosen difficulty sets the speed of the level something like 75%-100%-125% so music goes faster as well as obstacles so you have to react faster and stuff. (At normal difficulty you have 1 live now)

+Practice mode - it has VHS filter for visuals and sound and unlimited lives, so awesome I'd rate 5/7

+Endure mode - infinite mode where you have to survive as long as you can

+Steam achievements
+Steam cards - backgrounds, badges and emotes are awesome (backgrounds that you can find on the game's website or in the game menu)
Upd 23.05
+There were the issue when on different PC you had music desynced from the obstacles, now you can correct this if you have a delay by increasing or decreasing the music delay (+ -). So insane difficulty relies only on your skill now :)

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=689936082

What can I say after all - you can run from the 80's, but you can't hide!

Very funny, lighthearted visual novel with beautiful girls, hilarious situations and nice interesting story to read :). It was a pleasure to play and as far as I can see after the 1st time beating of the game I opened only like 60% of the story, which is nice.

+All the girls are beautiful <3 And each has its very own character
+Very nice music
+The novel is very easy to read, you can catch yourself beating it in one sit :)
+Plenty of the save slots, which is very useful because you have like 60 achievements to unlock and you face a LOT of decision-making situations
+The story itself is very interesting to read
+Steam cards, backs and smileys
-Backgrounds looks okay but after all its just photoshopped photos :|
-No ero ero .__ .

This game looks like Machinarium 3D (You can even get Machinarium related achievement :) ). 1st of all this game is for like 12+ IMO, game design, storytelling etc, everything tells that this game is aimed at kids, so don't expect something like a dark story, gore or hardcore action if you like platformers for kids you will like that one:

+Games looks nice, a lot like Machinarium, cant say it has superb graphics but I like that style.
+Great music AND great overall soundwork, all the effects are well done aswell (except the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spiders and mice squeaking, why they have to be so spooky its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids game :'( )
+This game has puzzles but they are quite easy to solve :), overall game difficulty are not hard aswell, except maybe one problem, if you fell down into the pit of doom or into the water and you were pretty close to the checkpoint - you have to complete the whole level again :( that can be quite frustrating, but well, you are the only one to blame I guess.

+- This game is preferably should be played with controller, guess with controller the controls should be perfect, while with keyboard + mouse controls may be clunky since you can't adjust mouse sensitivity in-game, and it's pretty big by default + you can't aim with mouse freely anyway (can't look up or down, only left and right)

-Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spiders? Why always spiders?? WHY?
-You can change keyboard settings outside of the game, but when you load the game, controls are the same, basically the game ignores the controls you have set (bug I guess maybe will be fixed in the future)
-sometimes textures lag and you can't see the obstacle you are jumping at
-the most annoying part for me was - whenever you kill the mob or pick up the crystal - you get micro lag, 100% of the time, kind of frustrating I say, especially if you are jumping between platforms and pickups around, it's making things harder.

In conclusion, if you like games for kids or if you just like Machinarium, this is a good buy for you, most of the problems I faced were bugs, means that they will be fixed sooner or later
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This game is simply awesome, you don't need much skill to create an awesome remix and save the world with the power of MUuuuuUUuusic :) Hurry and get it while it on discount.

+Amazing catching plot
+10/10 songs which you make by yourself
+Variety of the music instruments
+Even if you are close to being deaf and your arms are sweaty, you can still make a cool remix
+You can export the results of your efforts and even add lovely cover for your hit
+Power of music
-Lack of steam cards and achievements =3=

Very nice game with juicy art, challenging puzzles and stupid as hell suicidal dodos running ever forward. Well this game is pretty fun to play, has nice OST and pretty cheap, all around good buy:

+Great visuals, colorful and nicely drawn levels, nice animations
+Good OST and other sounds
+Pretty challenging, most of the levels I was swinging layers left and right and up and down hoping for the best (mostly because I'm not very smart) but it was fun as heck, especially when you actually win the level :)
+Plenty of the levels
+Super cheap +Steam cards = nearly free game :)
-No steam achievements, but there is achievements in the game, maybe they will attach them to steam aswell later.
-No proper settings for screen resolution and sound.