XJ9 最近的评测

What's up, fighters!
Scientists say
It's not healthy, to be overweight

What's up, fighters!
Scientists say
It's not healthy, Not OK

It is not OK
To be overweight
If you see fast food
Stay the fисk away
Stay the fисk away
It is not OK
To be overweight
To be overweight

Fitness Motivator's Controversial Rant About Overweight People (c)

This game is the best, back in 10 years ago it was the high-quality version of solitary or minesweeper among those time waster games. Colorful, easy to play, very funny and fluffy :) Ahh the memories.

+Visuals - famous fluffy boys :) Colorful, with simple shapes and nice effects, the game is very nice :) It still looks nice in 2016.
+Sound - very nice sound work, funny chuzzle voices, nice relaxing background music, nice effects.
+Gameplay - 4 mods/2 difficulties for normal modes: puzzle mode/stack 3/speed mode/infinite mode. It has all kind of mods that will entertain you if you want to relax or if you want some fast action :)
+Replayability - I can't get enough of it, hundreds of hours wasted when I was a school-kid, and still not bored.
+Built in achievements (no steam achievements :( )
-No steam cards

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=717730414

This game is a legend <3, I would highly recommend to buy it for those who missed that hit, those who played don't need my recommendation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,

This game is awesome - everything looks like sunflower, colorful, warm and summerish C: Yea, it has its own sad twists like any other VN, but still this game is a good reminder of what do you like in summer :)

+ Visuals - Backgrounds 10/10, girls are like 7.5/10, dem backs so awesome, one better than another, it is a huge plus for a VN, well girls are nice and look very cute, but sometimes they herp their derps, it looks funny but still.
+ Sound - very nice sound work OST and variety of background sounds are very well made + you can listen that music in the gallery
+ Story - the game itself pretty nice and interesting to read, but I faced that problem when whatever I do I end up in bad ending :((( Well this will take some time to figure out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Damn Yekaterina and her food taste.
+Steam cards with cool backgrounds.
+Achievements
-Right now steam overlay bugs for me, so I can't make screens :(, and right now they don't have settings for text speed and sound. Well, hope they will fix that in the future.

This game is so much fun :) You can save your whole family from Soviet Nuke and starve to death, or you can save nobody and eat all the tomato soup and slowly fell into the void of madness ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Best part that you always have a choice.

+Looks fancy af, both collecting and surviving parts, everything that happens visually marks your shelter
+Great replayability - you have various options to start with, you decide which items to take with you, your family members etc, every single item you get with you will affect your life in the future, and you only have 60 seconds :)
+Nice jokes - for a comedy game it's a big plus
+A lot of various stories happening around your shelter - you have plenty of text to read so this game a good time waster
+Pretty cheap for what you get
+Steam cards
+Steam achievements
-Bad localization quality

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=713401135

Well, 1st of all I have to mention is that current state of the game looks like an ultra early release, basically, right now there are 3 different areas of surviving arenas, and 1 area for challenges (boss only, melee only, range only and drones only).

Now about the game: the trailer promised something like Deadhunt (most likely kids don't even know what this is so you can leave here) so what is amazing that this game is VERY close to Deadhunt, the waves has a bit fewer enemies but they are the same good old skeletons charging at you from everywhere, the radar works the same but instead of permanent perks you have magic to cast (like 10 different spells to choose to put into 4 spell slots) your mana replenish quickly so its a good addition to relying on, especially blink one.
You have 3 guns - shotgun, autogun and railgun. And pick ups like + health, speed or slo-mo. Music is very nice as we had one in the Deadhunt, and that's half of the game :). And to balance that lack of the enemy amount on the screen, the difficulty varies their power + you can turn on fast mode that speeds the game like x1.3

About the problems of the game - for me mouse cursor sometimes vanishes - right click brings it back 100% of the time. And right now there is not so much content (well Deadhunt had only 2 maps ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but a lot of missions) I think when they add more different missions and more maps and fix the hud (you cant see which spells stuck to which buttons out of the pick screen) it would be a solid 10/10 Deadhunt brother.

Full of cheaters - no anti-cheat at all
Full of bugs and glitches - nobody cares
Not early access or beta anymore
=
Cancer

The problem of this game it that it's VERY boring. Low cost, looks fun, even has some memes. But it's boring as hell because every level is the same except background and stripper.

But you can cover the price with steam cards if bought on sale.

I bet this would be one of the least useful reviews, well, I don't really care:

Hard Truck 2: King of the Road was my favorite game of this genre, it was all around 10/10 game, so when I saw this game on steam I was so exited because I expected the same game with better graphics and more content but what do we have:

-sh`tty graphics with lags
-sh`tty music
-sh`tty interface and unplayable controls
-rеtаrded collision physix
-I know this is not helpful for English review but this describes the quality of the game a lot - produced by Russian devs @ no Russian localization - yeh its THAT hard, ikr
-no steam achievements or steam cards
-no any reason to buy this game

Qualitywise this game is somewhere in between Lada racing club and any normal truck racing game.

This game is the great platformer for kids, not very easy, not very hard, colorful with nice OST and pretty time-consuming:

+Visuals: it looks great, various levels have each has different effects.
+Great OST: I like all the music tracks and they fit the entourage like a glove.
+Gameplay: personally all the levels I've completed were pretty easy + the game is not very punishing if you die a lot, you do not always have to start from the beginning of the level, because there are checkpoints, and overall difficulty pretty low. If you ignore collecting 100% of the lightnings and lighting 100% of the objects it would be even easier, otherwise, it could add challenge on some levels.
+Time consuming - this game is BIG for such a project - I've wasted like 4 hours and completed like 25% of the game so far.
+Steam achievements
+Steam cards
NPC characters reminds those guys from sims :)

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=700458417

After all its a best buy for your kid, or if you like lighthearted platformers :)

This game is unplayable abomination. I was feeling physical pain while playing this game.

+It has steam cards, so with a 90% discount you can make some money if you idle this game. But those money wont cover anti-cancer meds bills :(
-It looks like horsesh`t
-A single music track cant calm your growing rage
-Outstandingly awful menu
-Unplayable controls
-Google translated (changing language to english doesnt help, you cant hide google translated half of the text)
-FAQ text doesnt even fit the screen
-This game gave me cancer