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Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 9:49am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 10:36am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 4:34pm



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Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.

Achievement

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Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

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