Recent reviews by ND4SPD

Unresponsive and ♥♥♥♥.

Why do I buy these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games?

Really thought this would be decent based on the style as-well. Nope BORING tile puzzle ♥♥♥♥.

The opposite of fun.

"You need bigger bait"; booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Don't know what the developers are up to, but the only way to make it playable is with copious amounts of mods.

Not even good as a fly simulator. You move unrealistically slow, leaves are an obstacle which is just dumb because I never seen any fly have difficulty with a falling leaf...
Most intersting part is a spider's web and that's as philosophical as it gets. All like, "are spiders bad creatures, are flies? meh, I guess I'll just fly up" the game ends and that's it. No emotions playing this, no remorse or further understanding for flies.
Also, why does the fly have a tail?

It's just stupid, I'll never get those 5 minutes back.

Shoot hundreds of cops and rob privileged c*nts.
Some technical issues such as terrible handling of mouse input. Not particularily well optimised. Money is only used for leveling up. Not much strategy. Poor AI. Can't give com teammates commands other than "come here". Com teammates don't do any objective based things at all, ever. The amount of cops that sprint in almost begging to be shot in the face is very unrealistic.

Tags: Masks, Drill Simulator, Broken Singleplayer, Unrealistic, Terrible AI

Still fun.

Feels like it's from the golden age of gaming in the arcades, instant classic. Great music. Could do with a mouse movement option, and an option to disable the commentator. Also an auto-restart feature would be nice. Level 3 can be quite cheap at certain time-points. Seems like the first few seconds of the hyper levels are slower instead of going straight to full speed, which is irritating. I found myself dying a number of times because I was used to full speed and every restart you have to do a couple seconds of slowness. To sum it up, difficult, gets your heart pumping, it's pretty great.

Original concept, fun game. Can be pretty humorous to watch & play depending on your level of maniac surgeon...ness. Good music. Not a particularly optimised game in terms of performance. Can be frustrating at times when the physics mess up. The conditions to break ribs are a bit too random for my liking. Experienced a couple of minor bugs, mostly patched out within the duration of my main playthrough, so good dev support.

Overall, a very fun & funny game that's fresh and enjoyable, however can be difficult for the wrong reasons at times.

Mildly amusing at best. Get sick of the music pretty quick, get sick of the retarded gags pretty quick, get sick of the stupid ways to win very quick. Imagine making 3 slide choose your own adventure games in MS office powerpoint, then make them as lame as an 8 year old, you have McPixel.
0/10 Not a game.