I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe this. Pink from 'Among Us' ruined my marriage.

A couple months ago, my wife said she was going out for a ladies' night. She asked me to take care of my son, so I immediately obliged. "Yes Ma'am," I told her. After a while of waiting, she finally left and I could play my favourite game, Among Us. I hopped on my laptop, booted it up and my desktop loaded, complete with the 'Red Sus' background and all my Among Us Impostor fan-art. I was shaking in excitement. I slowly dragged my finger across the track pad, and watched the cursor as it glided over to the Among Us icon. Among Us. My absolute favourite game of all time and quite possibly the best and most well-made game in the entire world. As I clicked the button my body twitched with joy at the thought of being the impostor again. My fingers drummed impatiently on my desk as th

H-hey Narwhalrus, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tomas you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.

So you're going by "Narwhalrus" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tomas from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Hey man. I just stumbled across your profile and let me tell you something. I'm really happy for you to be open about liking this "yaoi" thing that you keep trying to get me into but let me tell you something. There are some people out there that don't really like the same things you do. And by "some people" I actually mean most people because no one wants to watch that stuff. I'm sure you like fantasizing about all that stuff every day and you wish that you would also like to get tied up and dominated, but that's only you and not me. I just gotta ask you to stop messaging me everyday and asking me if I want to join a yiffing party with you and your friends. I don't even know what it means to yiff and you should keep that stuff to yourself.

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