Recent reviews by E3 Cancelled (FOREVER)

This is only to upgrade my badge

It's ♥♥♥♥

Imagine masturbating with your hand, but your hand is sandpaper and your lubricant consists of hot sauce and cactus needles. It hurts, but you like the constant pain. That is what this game is

11/10

It's like dodgeball...

Everyone wants to hurt me

10/10

This game starts out with you having fun with all the stock weapons. Then you get the first drop. A mysterious weapon had somehow found its way into your inventory. You play with this weapon and soon get more weapons. Then you start to get good, so good that you start to dominate other players. Suddenly, a notification came up that displayed a black top hat named "Gibbus." Soon you lust after hats instead of weapons and start to join trade servers to get more hats. Eventually you dont know where your life ended up as you take your first gun that you ever recieved and trade away those precious memories to obtain your daily fix of "hats" I dont remember why I started playing, maybe you can tell me. All I know is that hats can take the pain away. Hats can fix this. Hats are my life.

11/10 Would Recommend

Prepare to die