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ㅤ* A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
ㅤ* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
ㅤ* Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!