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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:51pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:46am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:47am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:37am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 10:18am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 3:55am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 4:04pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:30am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 3:53am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:00am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:47am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:27am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:53am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:47am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:03pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 5:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:50am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:16am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:16am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:19am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 8:49am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:05am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 4:16am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:15am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:23am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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