Recent reviews by blow me no hands

No optimization.
No anti-cheat.
No real physics.
No chance to drive safe on a bike.

When you fall somewhere with other people everyone gets AWM, Groza, 10 Supressors, 50 HE Grenades, Red Dot + Holographic + X2 + x4 + X8 + x15 + X1337 Scopes, 200 Med Kits, 1 000 000 Painkillers, Armor + Helmet whose are made of pans, 20th LVL backpack, ghilie and 15 UAZes. BUT you get only dirt color shoes and, sometimes on extra-lucky time, supressor for Machete.
When you're firing with someone and you aim right in the head with AWM, you'll miss the shot, but enemy will shoot you and get kill by 1-tap with revolver. Even if you have a pan on your head.
When you are on a bike and you have 150 KM/hour speed you'll get killed from other side of map by REAL LEGIT PLAYER with chinese nickname.
And because of all of that, I really love this game. That game is awesome, despite of all that negative sides.
Total rate is 11 pans out of 10 shots from AWM.

If I'd like to tell long story short, I'll say that game is really nice, total rate is 8/10. But to be honest, from first game of series only hidden balde, stealth-mode, hood and entire-game long dream to revenge have left.

If I'd like to tell every criterion one-by-one, I'll say that:
1) Graphics and entire game world 10/10
2) Big objects physics 9/10
3) Small objects physics 5/10
4) Did I really wanted to get through all game? 8/10
5) Main characher story, also other people stories 9/10
6) Did I really wanted to get 100% after completing main story? 2/10
7) Fighting and synthetic intelligence 5/10
8) In game and real life history matching 9/10

And now about all of that criterions:
Graphics are really awesome. No lags, no freezes and other stuff like that on ULTRA-preset. Really beautiful surroundings, animals, cities, deserts etc. And all of that is in really HUGE world. Can't even understand how had Ubisoft done that in 4 years.

Big objects physics is well-made. I've got only one bug with horse in my 22-hours long game. Horse just became mad in one moment and flew away like in space.

By small objects I mean clothes, touching etc. I've got like have of a million times, when some parts of my outfit went crazy and just started flying. Hands felt inside other bodies really often. And a lot, no, A LOT OF OTHER THINGS. Those things looks really ugly for me

Main quests were really interesting BUT (!!!) you sometimes you can't join main quest because your level is too low to do it, and you have to do secondary quests. And like half of the secondary quests were so boring, in which I had to get on other side of a map, kill 2 000 000 enemies, get one piece of bracelet, get back and understand, that I forgot to loot this piece from dead enemy. 12/10 of really interesting side quests.

Despite of the fact, that we starts game without any info about main character, after completing entire game player understand all of things, that he haven't knew. That +1 point for level of interest of main quests.

When you've done main quests and kill of the bandits, you won't play any more in AC:Origins because of boring side quests. You may just enter the game for like 30-40 mins, but after that you'll fall asleep.

Fighting system is retOrded. Definitely retOrded. You have to use only 3 buttons to kill everyone in that game. Awesome, interesting, alluringly. Fighting system is same retOrded as a synthetic intelligence. When you killed an enemy, no one of his (enemy's) friends will notice that. Also you may hide in 2 millimeter-tall grass and no one will see you.

Really amazing Cleopatra's and Caesar's pictures. Cleopatra looks like real one (wanted to get some balls inside her for entire quests around her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ). Also you may see that Caesar were killed in same way as same called salad was cut. Noice.

I really like that game, with considering all of that bad sides. And yes, I'm not a big fan of open-world games, this game is 4th in that type of games. So don't appraise my review so hard.

This game is awesome.
Music, character story, sense of game is 10/10.

But to be honest, if you will try this game, you'd never play this game again :)

Total rating: 11/10 of course

Opened this game.
Called to mind that I don't have any friends.
Closed this game.

12/10

I've been here since CS:GO used to be on the Source 1 Engine.

This game is awesome.
Still awesome since 2004.