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Respect my friend's different beliefs
Adore the little quirks in their traditions
Care for my friends, no matter their skin color
Inform myself on what taboos I should never break
Smile when they speak their native tongues
The French must be purged from the Earth
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- Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and i accidentally chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?
- You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ those chicken breasts didn't you?