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Don't download on steam, download Runelite (:

weeb fuel go brrr

I don't normally review games but thought this game needed one due to the great intricate story which is loomed by a great game play issue. I have finished the game and it was my first ever play through and the story is really great with characters that you can relate to and feel emotions for not just another no name and every action serves a purpose so in that regard I would highly recommend this game, the actual driving and gun mechanics aren't anything to go home and brag about but they do the job the story is where this game shines.

However one thing to note during this experience of mine was the need to restart due to crashes every 30 minutes to an hour which in the grand scheme of things isn't too bad as there are plenty of checkpoints but from what I googled it seems to not have a notable quick fix for this issue and can become frustrating at times.

In the end I would say this game was highly enjoyable and I would implore anyone whom loves a great story and an interest in mafia history to purchase this game however I would say wait until there is a sale due to the game being quite short and the looming issue with frequent crashes,

TL;DR - Great Game, Be prepared for frequent crashes, Wait for sale

car go nyoom

LOL ♥♥♥♥ YOU ALL I GOT THIS FOR £12 LOLOLOLOL I HAVE MONEY NOW!

What can i Say this game is a piece of ♥♥♥♥ - I play it to spite haters and worst of all it's a money whoring scam made by valve it's a leech sucks out life. Stop whilst you can read this review and turn the other way buy Secret of The Magic Crystals or something just get out while you still can.

2020 Update: This game is still a piece of ♥♥♥♥.

2025 Update: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it got worse

omg plz buy best gayme ever!

I imagine this is what LSD is like.

Clothlide is love, Clothlide is life
10/10 would play again IGN

the sequel to the game where you go pew pew pew 'murica.