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Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

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Salmonella on penis?

- Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and i accidentally chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?

- You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ those chicken breasts didn't you?

That blowy was banging

As of this morning 🌄, masculinity 💪🍆👀 is NO 🚫❌ LONGER 📏 LEGAL 🌍⚖. If you 👈 are masculine 👴, please 🙏🙇‍♂️ report 📄 to your 👈🏼 nearest 💞 Femboy 👗💁‍♂️ Education 🎓 Center 🏢✈, clean-shaven and wearing 👕👖👞 thigh-high socks 🧦. Those who fail 🚫 to follow 👣 these orders 📑🎁 WILL BE CANCELLED ❌🚷😡.

nosh me off isi

Playing Rocksmith are you

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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No problem.

Josh, you are the most Noble of any Josh I have ever known. Thank you for being Noble, Josh.

HIGH AS ♥♥♥♥ -rep

GIRL LOOK AT THAT ♥♥♥♥.

#FacebookLiked

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N DED 4 KILLIN MY SELF 4 KILLIN U

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
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Hi there,
Saw a link to your steam profile on the website, I hope you remember me, we were chatting earlier, when you log in later you should see the nice pics I sent you ;))))
Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
Love Howard from Lonely Gay Singles.

Oh Goody i can watch that later.

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He was.

OMG XD

Michael Jackson was assassinated by Sony

All those games but still a noob, you always will be Josh :P

420 blaze games, don't buy anymore!

sup bro, just thought I'd add you cos of that badass pose you're doing in your display picture. I'm a street fighter myself so I tend to run with a pretty rough crowd and I can tell by those vicious tears in your jeans that you're a similar breed. Maybe one day we could go down to the quarry and throw rocks at cats. Anyways keep it real player. R3$p3cT.

eh... u haz the sex?

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I CLAIM SNACK FOODS

wut?

IF YOU WANT A TV I WANT YOUR WIFE

I CLAIM THE TV SECTION

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Yo, Gatorade me ♥♥♥♥♥!

alobe

I will pour you all a eBowla cereal.

Ebola Jokes are just a disease to the human kind

stuck a ebola nacho up ur ass pls xd

Shove an Ebola needle up your arseholes, m80s.

i dont even like that song but oh well

IMMMMM NOT YOUR DEVILLLLLLLLLL AM IIIIIIIIIIIII

I do enjoy Ebolaroni Pizza

No we were talking about Bolo ties :/

SOMEBODY SAY EBOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do you want Spaghetti Ebolanase? :P

I like Ebola and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE CORNFLAKES

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