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Noah
Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
i lost my 2nd grade love so im numb to emotion



God said to Noah,
"Come forth and receive eternal life."
But Noah came in fifth and won a toaster.







for more information a link is provided:
https://i.imgur.com/LmIJhel.jpg
i lost my 2nd grade love so im numb to emotion



God said to Noah,
"Come forth and receive eternal life."
But Noah came in fifth and won a toaster.







for more information a link is provided:
https://i.imgur.com/LmIJhel.jpg
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henry ✮⋆˙ 6 Feb @ 7:43pm 
hi
henry ✮⋆˙ 17 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm 
I gotta share this weird thing that happened in class today. I had this hilarious idea to play the Soviet Union anthem at full volume during our history class. But guess what? No one even cracked a smile. It was like a ghost town in there.

I truely don't get it. Personally I thought the timing was genius because we were covering the Cold War and stuff. But now I'm left wondering what went wrong and why nobody thought it was funny.

I understand that comedy is subjective and not everyone is into this dark/edgy type of humor but it was honestly mind-boggling to see how nobody seemed to understand the punchline.
henry ✮⋆˙ 20 Feb, 2024 @ 9:35pm 
My brother is 2 inches taller than me at 5'4. He managed to moneymaxx in order to become a betabuxx. He and his wife (5'0) are trying to get pregnant. This is a very bad idea. I didn't tell him yet, but I need to find a way to blackpill him so he knows the truth and doesn't create another subhuman manlet.
Of course, the baby could turn out to be a woman and that would be okay. But in the chance that the baby turns out to be a boy, it would be over before it even began. My brother is very blue pilled and happy go lucky type, and pretty confident. But he shouldn't be since he is short. How do I get him to know the truth so he doesn't breed with a shorter woman and potentially spawn a manlet?
henry ✮⋆˙ 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:51pm 
To all the Tate haters,

When we say "What color is your Bugatti" we're not literally asking about the color of your Bugatti. What we're saying is "What do you have to offer us that Tate doesn't offer" I want women, Tate has hundreds of women. I want money, Tate has more cash than I could ever spend in a lifetime. I want a nice house, Tate owns property in the most beautful places in the world. I want nice cars, Tate has 33 luxury vehicles. Tate has everything I could ever want, and he started Hustlers University to help people like me get these things. He could have just sat back, enjoyed his millions, and done whatever he wanted to benefit himself. But instead he chose to help people like me, and in doing so became one of the most hated men in the world. Most people would have given up and quit due to the harassment, but he continues to fight for the guys like me.

So I'll ask one more time, what color is your Bugatti?
henry ✮⋆˙ 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:49pm 
hey buddy. its 2023 and you still havent responded. I hope youre alive.
BigMac 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38pm 
I miss you