that one friend who lowkey Don Cheadle

Hey Jimmy, where you going?
I don't know where I'm goin'
My Dad died, and he left me his degrees
My mom would always say "Dad, why don't you work?"
But he just kept learning
All the other kids' parents were working and saving up money for school
And I was actually in school all while my dad was in school!
He was so greedy with degrees, he took my degree
And now I'm just glad he left me these
Because all the regular homeless people have newspaper, and look what I have
These are documented
My father left them for me
And I'm going to leave them to my kids
I'm going to learn too
I'm going to get super smart, so I, too, can die without money
But I'll be the smartest dead guy!
Who has that?

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oooo youve been visited by the among us crewmember!!! send this to 4 of your friends so you dont get ejected!!!!

I keep a jar of old farts that just smell so bad (oh man they just stink I dunno why I keep them) and I USUALLY start my day by cracking open the lid at scooch and just huffing a big lungful. Why? So I start my day with the worst thing happening early - this means my day can only get better right?? (🐴 Sigma Grind Mentality 🐴).

But yeah anyway today I ran out of jars and just read your post and it had the exact same effect as my fart jars.

I AM CORNHOLIO! YOU WILL SURRENDER YOUR TP! FOR I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE! ALL HAIL THE GREAT BUNGHOLIO!... ARE YOU THREATENING ME!? YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE! RAKAKAKAKABRRRRYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA I AM CORNHOOOOOOOOOOOOLIOOOOO I HAVE NO BUNGHOOOOOOOOOOOOLLE...

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