+rep good moves

*gulp*

the bezos of the nasal, that's case closed

what about me

how about i ♥♥♥♥ you instead?

Join me?

acknowledge me

i was banned from the local mcdonalds for asking "where king at? I dont want this funky clown in my food" and then rubbing my balls on the counter while screaming and boxing up with the manager. a little banged up but i made sure to show them business

+rep licked it

+rep AWP kingpin

i haven't been sleeping. thinking about what we lost..thinking about my friends. Cj saved me. right at the start, but i couldn't save him.

Nice my balls in ur mouth

nice 1v5

Sense deez nuts

Good game sense!

i lost all my money in the stock market

have an offer for ya, added mate.

i put an oreo in coke before it was marketable

GAME FACE = ON , ♥♥♥♥ = OUT , GAME TIME = NOW

Game face on Let's do this!

you inspired me

oh so you're like.. GAY gay?

OH really? then fill in the blanks on this Pedro Pascal quote..


I'd asked for things like the '________' soundtrack and _______ _______s '________' for my ________, but I remember walking what felt like miles to this ________ shop called The Warehouse to buy ____ Simon's 'Graceland,' U2's 'Joshua ____' and a _______ _____album. I had pretty good _____.

i'm Pedro Pascal

did you hear about squid game season 3?

do not ♥♥♥♥ with me dude. seriously. enough is enough.

+rep literally a gorilla

□ △ ○ let's go, Squid game Season 2 .

squid game season 2 i'm so hyped to see Seong Gi-hun again !

6 o'clock, on the dot, teanna trump is sucking some guy's ♥♥♥♥. while im in the studio doing five hundred push ups, WATCHING!!!!!!

gonna be real, but its been really itchy since you left

come and get me ♥♥♥♥♥♥

please come back

imma kill u idgaf anymore lol

alright man.. where did you bury it?

Kramer!!! its hapenning Kramer!!!! the buildings!!!!! ITS COMInG DOWN

have you paid your slenderman insurance premium this month? you dont want him coming after you man, i promise...

*laces asbestos beneath your floors and in your walls and in your vents*

was it as pale as the moon?

i think i saw a ghost..

last week when i came home to learn that you made love with our dog, that was the final straw.

whoa whoa whoa. A dog?

do you need help me queen

is this guy bothering u jared

sorry :( my beloved

SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

jared i love you

how about you hop OFF?

hop on jared

jared is literally me