so when a girl buys a vibrator, it’s a bit of naughty fun. but when a guy buys a 120 V ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 3000 blowup latex doll with a 5 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non drip collection tray, and a built in orgasm surround sound system, he’s called a pervert?

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HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥😱😱😱😱😱😱 IS THIS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BERSERK REFERENCE😳😳😳😳😳😳❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗BERSERK IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEST MANGA😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 GUTS IS SUCH A BADASSS🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 GRIFFITH DID NOTHING WRONG😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡DADDY DONOVAN😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤3 SILVER COINS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂SCHNOZ OUR BELOVED😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩CASCA POATATO ISIDRO MONKE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣SCHIERKE MORE LIKE GUTS'S ONLY LOVE AND HIS FUTURE WIFE😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😫😫😫😫😫RICKERT'S BALLS OF STEEL💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪CASUALITY🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔HOLY ♥♥♥♥ BERSERK IS SO POPULAR THEY MADE ECLIPSES AND BIG TREES INTO A REAL THING🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯HIATUS⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽MY TRIBUTE TO MIURA RIP KING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Rick and Morty. The play style is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the combos will go over a typical player's head. There's also Rick's neutral special, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Smash Bros for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this play style, to realise that they're not just about spiking - the combos are a philosophy about LIFE.

And yes, by the way, i DO have Rick & Morty unlocked. And no, you cannot play duos with me. Teaming up is for the ladies' only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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-rep threw up after eating the devils lettuce