woa, thanks. to be fair, my roleplaying was p ♥♥♥♥♥♥ back then as well, so same to you. group's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead now tho so, o n w a r d s

However the ♥♥♥♥ you managed to handle my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roleplaying back then, I don’t know. Hat off to you though.

does that for me too shoote

also o no I am punishd :c

why has steam been censoring everything to hearts for me I wanna turn that off but idk how

penis screen tearing

dickstortion

dicktorsion

as punishment for your slip up, let your failed joke remain here for all time, forever reminding everyone of your terrible treachery and also giving you crippling dickprossion

COURT IS DISMISSED, BEGONE

why was six afraid of seven?

because seven is a registered six offender.

UGH SCREW YOU UGH I HATE MYSELF LEMME DO THE JOKE OVER AGAIN

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up its "registered six offender"

why was six afraid of seven?

because seven is a registered sex offender.

a horse walks into a bar.
several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.

a man walks into a bar.
his alcoholic dependency is tearing his family apart.

+rep it is customary that i give all people that get added to my friends list a complimentary +rep

Did i mention i love Google Translate?

Pierre, the familiar Russian giant soldier, is a rich aristocrats with his wife who is played in the inaugurate affair with his brother Anatole, played by the almighty Lucas Steele, who also plotted to paint the perverted honor of black princess, and I'm not a racist, this is a little reference to the music of Natasha, who was originally associated with the soldier Prince Andrew, the son of a man with the demon of the devil, to Natasha in love with Lucas Steele was killed, threatened with a paperweight and flew to PETERBYUURG. read the book, you are a ♥♥♥♥.

Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL
*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite

mostly its google translate

What on earth is happening here

Fly"ght" Chronicles
By: Google Translate

"He's feeling hot here, everyone has flies, they also give me malaria! WHAT DO THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES MALARIA?"

"So, after my flight was approaching death, I stood up and the signs of malaria still failed. He peered inside the building, and the local police forces seemed to be trying to fight the flies. Well, now everyone is dead. Total holes, bite, blood. One of the officers I found (I checked it along the gun, many of them) felt the balls in her torso! Well, we need to soon make a military throw or at least some pesticides. If not, then we are already dead and everyone will be Damn, how can this get worse?"

"♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥. Okay, I have to settle socks. I took a police cruiser from the dead officials as well as one of the Glock 17s that they used to take the flies. I was thinking of what I wanted to do is get downtown. I had a friend, they were going up in a cannon shop. It meant protection, safety, in a way to ensure that I had enough time to discover this country. And when I got there, there was a flight in the center of shooting to die with Kalashnikov! AND HOW THE GUNS CAN THE ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, MORE AND WHO CAN USE THE GUNS. As if it could not get worse, they caught it up and pulled the truck. I'm afraid I have not left a lot of time. I'm bleeding, both externally and maybe internally too. But, you'll find that shop, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoot the bastard down before they hit you. I'm going now, so ... yeah.

I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dying,

"." ""

"right, i was sat outside after having a quick smoke, but someone must have replaced it with cannabis when i wasn't looking, because a cut i gained early on started to grow into a weird fleshy bone tentacle horse. it looked nice, but it tried to bite my face off. thinking about it now, i probably just went crazy with a knife, but who can blame you when a flesh monster crawls across your wounds?"

~[mr. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ impostor man] Lorne Lanning, 2017

a classroom, like 4th grade
the teacher says, "ok kids! today we have a VERY special visitor!"
the kids are all like "OOOOOOO WHO IS IIIIIT"
one kid's like "IS IT SUPAMAHN"
another's like "ES ET BAWWBIEE??"
and this third kid, he's not paying attention, he's looking at porn or something
and the teacher is like
"no you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots! today we're getting visited by
KILLBEAM!"
and the kids all start screaming and the teacher starts getting conniptions
and then she punches some kid in the face and hes bawling his eyes out

and then killbeam ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blows up a wall just to enter the room
and he's all like "EUHH"
and the kids are like "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and the teacher is like "NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWEARING"
and then killbeam's all like "so today kids, killbeam is gonna tell you what he does all day every day"
one kid's like "do you rescue kittens"
killbeam's like
"haha, kind of. i collect parts of dead cats and then enter women's wombs to plant nuclear bombs"
this other kid is like "SHOW ME"
and then killbeam is like "♥♥♥♥ YOU" and he explodes and everyone is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annihilated, just absolutely obliterated to the point of obliteration
and the teacher's final words are "HEY NO SHOUTING IN CL-"

the car snorts flames, and burns to the touch
the steering wheel melts in max's hands, yet he does not stop
it burns
it burns it scorches
but max pays no mind
he is overwhelmed
he feels nothing
but
anger

as a note to self, I found out the phrase "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥" was spoken in resi 7.

i cannot be scared anymore.

Return to Pridemoor.

The king's pissed off that you killed Beaky, and you perform one last assault on the keep,
and collect the king's treasure;
his pink gems used for powering the keep.

And without them, the castle crumples into the void, never to be repaired.

The king, crippled in the ruin, only narrowly escaping death, cannot drag himself back to the village.

Soon, an all-too-familiar figure begins approaching him.

Small, yet towering and looming.

It says,
"It is your time, "king.""
and knocks him off a nearby cliff, before stealing his money.

The king's last words;

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAT ♥♥♥♥"

obviously. no, not because I'm a sick person. I would do it because..

okay yes I'm a sick person. and I ruined this joke.

if you had a tiny clone of osama, would you torture him?

Long reply, and good on you Neopets. Furthering on the knowledge of terms that I don't even know about!

"annanimlllaaa crooonsig" -dankoo 2017

neopets was nearly a game about scientology

Hello, it is I, master of writing comments that nobody will see because I only have about three people to talk to! I am writing this comment to remember tonight. Okay.

Never leave your windows open when you're in the middle of a storm. You'll get wet, it'll be as loud as hell, and with all the plasma condensed into a lightning bolt flying by your house, your blue pants will soon turn to brown.

yay

Mattimus: I say!
Mattimus: What foolish activities have you engaged yourselves in?!?!
Deku the Dragoon: we are truly the apex congregation
Mattimus: Our convent of villians has certainly reached it's Golden Age
Deku the Dragoon: i will now shout to the ceiling
Mattimus: We are known everywhere as the prime example of our craft
Deku the Dragoon: we are an infamous group of degenerates who have struck various countries and are to be executed on sight, and as such all should take example of our villainy so that we may overthrow the government and start an anarchy, thus taking the first step toward self-destruction
Mattimus: Allow me to quote a famous scholar to conclude our performance. From the book of Rotten page 364 section iv" "Hey, hey!"

Mattimus: I am expressing my amusement audibly. Now train thy attention to this device, known to the general public as a "net" designed originally to ensnare animals and fish, that will now be used to capture our rival. When I express the command of "proceed" ready thyselves to cast the net unto our passing nemesis
Deku the Dragoon: proceed
Deku the Dragoon: please refrain from tossing the net onto i, your colleague, and instead cast it upon our target
Mattimus: This act is clearly one of folly, allow us to engage in a different technique of capture.
Deku the Dragoon: now witness my latest scheme, and allow me to thoroughly educate you
Deku the Dragoon: one would be very likely to lose their footing on the skin of multiple yellow crescent-shaped fruits, which i just so happen to be addicted to, and as such we have a surplus of their skins

Mattimus: For this exercise, you are required only to observe my movements as I move towards the next tree. You are also required to refine your stealth and and slip by whilst causing minimal disturbances. Be mindful of obstructions, and take care as to not be the source of any loud noises
Mattimus: Refrain from making contact with that
Deku the Dragoon: as a collective, we are truly the alpha
Mattimus: This congregation of villians is widely regarded to be the top shelf
Deku the Dragoon: we are an absolutely top-notch pack of hooligans

Mattimus: A L R I G H T
Mattimus: (im not doing that ♥♥♥♥ again)
Deku the Dragoon: i can SEE
Deku the Dragoon: that i will have to TEACH you
Deku the Dragoon: HOW to be
Deku the Dragoon: d a n k
Mattimus: *saxophone solo*
Deku the Dragoon: ayy
Mattimus: we as a group are regarded as first place
Deku the Dragoon: pay close attention to what i am about to inform you in the immediate future
Mattimus: I have prepared for thee a brief lecture on the subject of deception and the finer points of japery
Mattimus: This occasion will be remembered historically as a turning point and a defining trait in the art of villiany
Deku the Dragoon: if you so desire to become the greatest villain in most to all categories
Deku the Dragoon: you must capture a human with very strange traits we may or may not know as "powers" and hold them hostage

I have enjoyed my time writing this.

This is San Andreas.

They say it's the biggest meme-processing game in GTA.

I used to live here. Well, I was really a bunch of polygons. Like all the others.

*Transitions wahey*

That's me. My name is CJ! I was the main character of San Andreas, now I'm a Number 6.

I crossed the fattest man in the world. Big Smokes, the lard***.

My whole life changed, in just one day. I was working late one night, at a fast-food joint...

We used to make Number 7's, before they went out of stock...

We still made Number 45's...

...And we made some good sodas too!

I thought I had a good job! But that was before I knew:

How we'd make extra dip, I was still to find.

The smoke's were scared, because profits were grim.

But Big Smoke was cool; he had a plan!

This new kind of Number, 9...?

IT WAS US!

The body of Jesus was carried

woop

Wait a darn diddly damn minute. I'm not a critic, I just like to take the mick out of bad works! And I insulted no friends! I am not guilty! yay

And I am probably going to get myself castrated by a horde of fans if they see this, so...

I actually hope not.

So, this is what Donkey Ollie did to me. Made me remake the ending of Psycho.

Thank god he got maimed.

Woo, boy! My own copypasta. Which will fail, I'm certain.

It's sad, when a critic has to speak the words that condemn a large fanbase. But I couldn't allow them to believe I would give constructive criticism! They'll flock to his side now, as I should have several minutes ago. The user was always... bad. And in the end he intended to tell his fans I criticized him, and his friends. As if I could just do anything but let it unfold, like a popcorn-munching Keemstar. They know I can't even type a message, and I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet. Just in case they do... suspect me. They're probably watching me, I'll let them. Let them see what kind of a critic I am. I'm not even going to criticize that Angel Boat. I hope they are watching. They'll see, they'll see and they'll know, any they'll say...


"He wouldn't even harm a donkey..."