In high school we had a phantom urinal 5hitter that would terrorize the boy's washrooms, it became such a regular occurrence that they removed the urinals altogether. I decided to take up the mantle in defiance, and begin the dawn of a new age- an apparition so devious they simply could not prevent his existence like they did with the phantom urinal 5hitter... I became the illusive Toilet Paper Pisser. Those who didn't check before they sit would curse my name in shame, as the sloppy golden goop would plop to the floor when they went to grab it. I became a legend amongst washroom dwellers lore.

I didn't lay this brick... I have laid thousands... I have created skyscraper, built monuments, created relics, invented wonder... but this? I did not create this... none of the bricks I have laid are remotely even connected to this atrocity... so tell me.. who did this? Who would slander my work. Destroy everything that I have built. This is not a monument, not even a house. This is a shack made of sticks and mud... and yet somehow my bricks connected. I have not the slightest clue as to how... but this is not. My. Brick.

Not to glaze, but this profile stimulated my prostate in an insane way🙏🙏😭🙌🙌👏

Hi, I have autism too! It’s so nice for someone to raise awareness about our condition. Sending hugs!🫶❤️

Hello! I couldn't reach you in private, so here's the answer to your question: No, it's not normal to have an inflammation in the anus area after intense penetration

I just ate like three chocolates especiales now I’m gonna scroll through your account until I get to act scared 😂