why are you like this

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we need to do something about you.

Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary, and your gaming chair extra comfy. Merry Christmas, Gamer Friend! :controller: :christmas_tree: :rocket:

on you're hands

+rep the pfp looks like a lesbian or something