Welcome to the Aperture Science Cake Eating Initiative!


Who’s the leader great and grand!
Who rules all you can see?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Who’s the one who gives commands
Obeyed by you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Mickey Mouse (Glory He!)
Mickey Mouse (Glory He!)
To disobey him would be treason high (high, high, high!)

Join the navy or marines
And shoot artillery!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!