“You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!”

"After time adrift among open stars, among tides of light and to shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

"You'd think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't, it just..... it just makes them dead!"

"Just relax with the 'Dark Lord,' ok? I watch you wipe your butt daily, you can call me Voldemort, we're there! We've reached that point."

"I don't need luck. I have ammo."

"You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly."