Turn-ons: High places, small fast-moving objects.

Turn-offs: Water, sudden loud noises.

Middle-aged father, gamer, VR enthusiast. Anything is an RPG if you believe in yourself. I stream on twitch (https://twitch.tv/murphy5000) and youtube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIDy3fTbPcVRqE3aqaXjU1A) .

ARCHIVE: This part of my profile is from when I used to play a lot of Left4Dead. I just don't want to delete it.

Please assist a cat in his pursuit of various made-up Left4Dead2 achievements:
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100% Accuracy/Headshots Challenge
Best Overall Accuracy: 89%
Highest Headshot Percentage: 66% (w/0% overall acc)
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Zero Kill Game (it's harder than you'd think. You must survive with 0 deaths and cannot abandon teammates)
Current Best: 12 killed (1 Special, 11 Common)
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< 100 pts Damage Game (only available in L4D1, as "Unbreakable")
Current Best: 44 ! yay!
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Only full games started in lobby count for these goals.
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THIS CAT'S EIGHT SIMPLE RULES

(THESE RULES ARE IGNORED DURING THE MIDNIGHT CRAZIES, SEE THOSE RULES FARTHER DOWN)

1. If you're down, a cat will come get you. Whenever, wherever. I leave no one behind.

2. If you're on a turret or triggering an event while everyone else bunkers down, I have your back.

3. I heals the most injured player, whoever that is.

4. If you are new to the game, you are under a cat's protection. Votekicking noobs is weak-sauce.

5. I always sets off the car. Always.

6. I am the last one into the saferoom.

7. A noble death in Campaign is more interesting than any life. In VS, I'd rather finish a losing game with a good fight than rage-quit to keep the loss off my stats.

8. If you have gigantic cajones and need someone to watch your fur-less behind while you run off and do something glorious and stupid, CALL A CAT. I'm lookin for YOU, crazy kids. Let's defend Mercy Hospital's helipad for the escape. Or hold Dark Carnival's mosh-pit like a boss. Everybody does the pier in Death Toll, who wants to hold the beginning saferoom, and then run to the boat with me?

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THE RULES DURING MIDNIGHT CRAZIES
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1. I won't trigger events.

2. Bye. Meet you in the saferoom, maybe. I'll probably die a lot. It's okay, 9 lives and all.