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1 person found this review helpful
5.8 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
The game has so many events, and storylines that persist throughout the turns. It's all about scheming and making temporary alliances to get a leg up on the other factions or the monarch.

Got betrayed by all my friends. Would highly recommend.
Posted 10 March, 2023.
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357.2 hrs on record (302.8 hrs at review time)
Great game set in Warhammer's old world.

Each hit you land is really satisfying. I suggest getting used to the rythm of fights before you get up to a higher difficulty.
Posted 29 November, 2021.
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3,259.6 hrs on record (3,258.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
You like salty idiots yelling at you in your free time? Boy do I have a recommendation for you!

By installing CS:GO, you not only get access to the best, hand picked imbeciles, but can choose from a wide variety of broken english accents recorded on microphones bequeathed upon the playes by their grandparents.
Meet famous characters, like Ragequitting Russian, the superhero known as Angry-Eastern-European Man, and a plain and simple Child. Stare in awe, as top notch voice acting helps you feel every minute of abuse they have endured in their lifetime, as well as the bitter empty void they are trying to fill with a (now) free game from Steam.
Climb the ranks to the Global Elite, and claim your place among the mighty. Or more probably be stuck in silver with players, you won't be able to disinguish from the bots you resort to mass murder in practice mode after another crushing defeat.
Immerse yourself into the game that always comes up with ways to reinvent itself, and finds new, innovative ways to squeeze money from people, who like to look at their favourite glove-pattern, while being mowed down by smurfs, who just can't compete at their main rank anymore.
And at the end, when you broke your pheripherials the red mist of your anger, you are left to question your life choices, that led to you spending over 3000 hours in a game with people that scream bloody murder at the sight of a missed shot.

Pick up an instrument, or learn to cook instead, you'll see much more use out of your time. Or even a porn-addiction. Even that is more productive.
Posted 14 April, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
Blood and Wine is a must have if you own the base game. It has the best atmosphere, sort of a medieval italian countryside. Wineyards and knights everywhere. Good stuff.
Posted 25 November, 2018.
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122.1 hrs on record (117.3 hrs at review time)
The Witcher 3 was the best single player experience I've encountered. You are really doing yourself a disservice, if you've never tried it.

Also: the DLCs are really worth the money. Others sell the same amount of content as separate games, but not CDPR. The Blood and Wine expansion was really examplary. Hearts of Stone is a bit shorter, and does not introduce a new area, but the writing is still magical. Hats off.

TLDR: Honestly, the best RPG I've ever played.
Posted 25 November, 2018.
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79.7 hrs on record (71.1 hrs at review time)
Definitely the most realistic zombie game out there. You will have to conserve your energy, be quick, and use the limited resource well to avoid being overrun by the horde.

The game is regularily updated, (with free content) which is unusual even for a full priced game. New maps, new weapons, new animations and much more.

I'd say, that NMRiH is the best free game on the steam market.
Posted 25 September, 2015.
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40.6 hrs on record (38.7 hrs at review time)
A medieval (no ♥♥♥♥ sherlock) wargame with fluid combat, and great action. Most fun with a group of friends.

Sharpen your reflexes (and your blade) and test yourself on the battlefield of the dark ages, from the comfort of your home.
Posted 25 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
256.4 hrs on record (181.9 hrs at review time)
A game with captivating humour, fun co-op, and even though you think you finished it, there is always more to do.

If you are up to try a delicious RPG-FPS fusion with some insanity on top, this is definitely the game for you.
Posted 29 June, 2015.
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51.5 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
In spite of the DLC hysteria, the game itself is fun to play, the community is well prepared for teamwork, no idiots, or trolls. The game is well balanced, good tactics, and planning can always change the tide of war. If you want to get the most fun out of it you should play with friends, but random people perform well too, and what was surprising for me, is that te AI is not a potato. In fact the AI is quite intelligent, and can easily beat you up on either side.

After the last patch it runs nice on older systems, keeping the graphical quality, and detail.

If you are up for a sci-fi era "dragonslaying" then Evolve is the game for you.
Posted 19 April, 2015.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
It started by crashing for the first few times, which considering the grapics is ridiculous. The matchmaking is horrible, and the gameplay is pointless and repetitive. I love Counter Strike, and zombie themed games, but this one was a great letdown for me.
Posted 17 October, 2014.
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