Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the
systematic organisation of hatreds.
-- Henry Adams, "The Education of Henry Adams"
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No male had ever touched Agnes before, except perhaps to push her over and
steal her sweets.
(Maskerade)
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Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
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Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on
our heads tomorrow. But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!
-- Adventures of Asterix
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What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.
-- Brendan Francis
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Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity?

And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"
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Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER
before his MAKEOVER!
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