Recent reviews by Loud Trout

Too boring and stupid, sorry, NOPE.

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
✅ Normal (can vary depending on which difficulty you play on as well as how good you are at video games) (And to clarify, i played on normal difficulty)
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls
🔲 Understanding Dark Souls' story

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
✅ Good (nothing special)
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
✅ Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ Audience ~

🔲 Kids
🔲 Teens
✅ Adults

~ STORY ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Text or Audio floating around
🔲 Average
🔲 Good
✅ Lovely

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
Cheap
✅ Acceptable price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
✅ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 4 hours)
✅ Short (4 - 10 hours)
🔲 Average (10-30 hours)
🔲 Long (30-50 hours) (if you go for everything in the game)
🔲 Extremely long (50-100+ hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
✅ Actually pretty amusing
🔲 The kind of fun you'll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY ~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
✅ Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ Bugs ~
🔲 Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
✅ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal (can vary depending on which difficulty you play on as well as how good you are at video games) (And to clarify, i played on normal difficulty)
✅ Hard
🔲 Dark Souls
🔲 Understanding Dark Souls' story

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
✅ Good (nothing special)
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
✅ Not special
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ Audience ~

🔲 Kids
🔲 Teens
✅ Adults

~ STORY ~

🔲 Bad
✅ Text or Audio floating around
🔲 Average
🔲 Good
🔲 Lovely

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
Cheap
🔲 Acceptable price
✅ Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
✅ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 4 hours)
🔲 Short (4 - 10 hours)
🔲 Average (10-30 hours)
🔲 Long (30-50 hours) (if you go for everything in the game)
🔲 Extremely long (50-100+ hours)
✅ No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
✅ The kind of fun you'll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY ~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
✅ Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ Bugs ~
✅ Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
✅ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes

If you are into it to experience a different thing that's awesome, great example of interactive media.

~ DIFFICULTY ~

✅ My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal (can vary depending on which difficulty you play on as well as how good you are at video games) (And to clarify, i played on normal difficulty)
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls
🔲 Understanding Dark Souls' story

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good (nothing special)
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
✅ Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ Audience ~

🔲 Kids
🔲 Teens
✅ Adults

~ STORY ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Text or Audio floating around
🔲 Average
✅ Good
🔲 Lovely

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
Cheap
✅ Acceptable price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

✅ You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

✅ Very Short (0 - 4 hours)
🔲 Short (4 - 10 hours)
🔲 Average (10-30 hours)
🔲 Long (30-50 hours) (if you go for everything in the game)
🔲 Extremely long (50-100+ hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
🔲 The kind of fun you'll remember
✅ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY ~

✅ It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ Bugs ~
✅ Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

A major downgrade from MW2 but still a nice game, very nice to replay it after so many years.

8/10

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
✅ Normal (can vary depending on which difficulty you play on as well as how good you are at video games) (And to clarify, i played on normal difficulty)
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls
🔲 Understanding Dark Souls' story

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good (nothing special)
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
✅ Not special
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ Audience ~

🔲 Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults

~ STORY ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Text or Audio floating around
✅ Average
🔲 Good
🔲 Lovely

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
Cheap
🔲 Acceptable price
🔲 Could be cheaper
✅ Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
✅ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 4 hours)
✅ Short (4 - 10 hours)
🔲 Average (10-30 hours)
🔲 Long (30-50 hours) (if you go for everything in the game)
🔲 Extremely long (50-100+ hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
✅ Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
🔲 The kind of fun you'll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY ~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
✅ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ Bugs ~
🔲 Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
✅ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes

8/10

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good (nothing special)
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
✅ Not special
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ Audience ~

🔲 Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults

~ STORY ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Text or Audio floating around
🔲 Average
✅ Good
🔲 Lovely

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
Cheap
✅ Acceptable price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
✅ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 4 hours)
✅ Short (4 - 10 hours)
🔲 Average (10-30 hours)
🔲 Long (30-50 hours) (if you go for everything in the game)
🔲 Extremely long (50-100+ hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
🔲 The kind of fun you'll remember
✅ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY ~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
✅ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ Bugs ~
🔲 Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
✅ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes

A great 10/10 if played with a nice controller, keyboard is totally different story and I regret not having an xbox controller right now...
Game is a "okay" kinda hard, but playing with keyboard makes it even harder in a way that is not that enjoyable, for that reason I will give it a 7,5/10.

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal (can vary depending on which difficulty you play on as well as how good you are at video games) (And to clarify, i played on normal difficulty)
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls
✅ Understanding Dark Souls' story

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good (nothing special)
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful

~ Audience ~

🔲 Kids
🔲 Teens
✅ Adults

~ STORY ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Text or Audio floating around
🔲 Average
✅ Good
🔲 Lovely

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
Cheap
✅ Acceptable price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

✅ You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 4 hours)
🔲 Short (4 - 10 hours)
✅ Average (10-30 hours)
🔲 Long (30-50 hours) (if you go for everything in the game)
🔲 Extremely long (50-100+ hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
✅ The kind of fun you'll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY ~

✅ It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ Bugs ~
✅ Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
✅ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes

What else could I say besides, HOLY FREAK, this is one of the best games I have played since my childhood. the best.

Para quem esse jogo foi desenvolvido?
( ) Espermatozóides
( ) Crianças
(x) Tudo e todos
( ) Adolescentes
( ) Adultos
( ) Pessoas que conhecem a morte

Texturas, Gráficos, Lindeza?
( ) Parece com os gráficos dos jogos do Atari
( ) 220 x 120p
( ) Meia boca, tem piores
( ) Dentro da média atual
( ) Quase um The Witcher 3
( ) The witcher 3
(x) Isso veio de outra dimensão

Falhas
( ) Isso é uma falha
( ) Bug pra todo lado, tipo tiro em favela no Rio
( ) Muita falha mas dá pra jogar
( ) Bugs que são legais e não atrapalham
( ) Sem falhas
(x) Esse jogo saiu perfeito do forno

É difícil?
(x) Basta assisitr o jogo
( ) Zera com uma guitarra
( ) Pega logo as manha, mas sempre desafiador
( ) Bem desafiador, as vezes difícil
( ) Parece Dark Souls
( ) Equiparável a Dark Souls
( ) É necessário morrer (de verdade) pra zerar

Tem uma história
( ) Não, um Pubg da vida
( ) tem história só pra não dizer que não tem
( ) Dá pra gostar da história, se esforçando
(x) Consegue te arrancar uma lágrima ou duas
( ) Nivel The Last Of Us
( ) Dava pra fazer um livro nivel Harry Potter
( ) Deveria constar no curriculo do Ensino médio

Audio, músicas
( ) Nivel do Funk Brasilero
( ) Jogue mutado
( ) Dá pra escutar
( ) Legalzinho
( ) Os caras capricharam no áudio
( ) Baixe a play list pra escutar no ônibus
(x) Toque o tema no seu casamento

Maquina Necessaria para rodar
( ) Calculadora
( ) Um PC com uma placa de vídeo do tempo da vovó
( ) Um PC decente, com uma gt 1030
(x) Um PC já considerado gamer
( ) Invista no minimo 4k em hardware
( ) PC da NASA ou superior
( ) Esqueça, a tecnologia atual não dá conta

Vale a pena comprar?
( )Pedi até refund
( )Ainda bem que é de graça
( )Melhor ter comprado um pastel
(x)Se pagou
( )Pagaria o dobro
( )Vale mais que o resto dos meus jogos juntos.

Para quem esse jogo foi desenvolvido?
( ) Espermatozóides
( ) Crianças
( ) Tudo e todos
(x) Adolescentes
(x) Adultos
( ) Pessoas que conhecem a morte

Texturas, Gráficos, Lindeza?
( ) Parece com os gráficos dos jogos do Atari
( ) 220 x 120p
( ) Meia boca, tem piores
( ) Dentro da média atual
( ) Quase um The Witcher 3
( ) The witcher 3
(x) Isso veio de outra dimensão

Falhas
( ) Isso é uma falha
( ) Bug pra todo lado, tipo tiro em favela no Rio
( ) Muita falha mas dá pra jogar
( ) Bugs que são legais e não atrapalham
( ) Sem falhas
(x) Esse jogo saiu perfeito do forno

É difícil?
(x) Basta assisitr o jogo
( ) Zera com uma guitarra
( ) Pega logo as manha, mas sempre desafiador
( ) Bem desafiador, as vezes difícil
( ) Parece Dark Souls
( ) Equiparável a Dark Souls
( ) É necessário morrer (de verdade) pra zerar

Tem uma história
( ) Não, um Pubg da vida
( ) tem história só pra não dizer que não tem
( ) Dá pra gostar da história, se esforçando
( ) Consegue te arrancar uma lágrima ou duas
( ) Nivel The Last Of Us
(x) Dava pra fazer um livro nivel Harry Potter
( ) Deveria constar no curriculo do Ensino médio

Audio, músicas
( ) Nivel do Funk Brasilero
( ) Jogue mutado
( ) Dá pra escutar
( ) Legalzinho
( ) Os caras capricharam no áudio
( ) Baixe a play list pra escutar no ônibus
(x) Toque o tema no seu casamento

Maquina Necessaria para rodar
( ) Calculadora
( ) Um PC com uma placa de vídeo do tempo da vovó
( ) Um PC decente, com uma gt 1030
(x) Um PC já considerado gamer
( ) Invista no minimo 4k em hardware
( ) PC da NASA ou superior
( ) Esqueça, a tecnologia atual não dá conta

Vale a pena comprar?
( )Pedi até refund
( )Ainda bem que é de graça
( )Melhor ter comprado um pastel
( )Se pagou
(x)Pagaria o dobro
( )Vale mais que o resto dos meus jogos juntos.