Rejected and alone, Rayworth stumbled out into the Aldi car park. The rain coming down heavy and forks of lightning piercing the sky, the words of the manager echoedn his head..."♥♥♥♥ you, you're ♥♥♥♥ and we don't want to hire you. Thieving bastard". A hot, salty tear rolled down his cheek, as collapsing into the gutter he cried "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you all to hell!". Why did he ever steal that Aldi value Banana, the golden treasure within so sweet and the yellow skin brighter than a thousand burning suns; it had been to tempting. So he sat, soaked through, he peeled the banana and took a bite. As his teeth pierced the soft, loamy fruit within, he felt the rain wash his guilt away, down into the gutter, as he felt a new sense of enlightenment from within; he would become a spatula salesman, and people all over the world would hear his name "Sam, ruler of the kitchen utensils"... A dark shadow crossed his face, eyes burning redder than Callum's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ after a fat ♥♥♥♥, he sent a resonating laugh to the skies as lightning struck again... "YES" he said, "YES... I want it all... MONEY, WOMEN, SLAVES". And so Rayworth took a proud and fulfulling bite of his banana and screamed "I'M UNSTOPABRUUUUUU". "Don't talk with your mouth full ♥♥♥♥" said Mel Gibson, who just happened to be going for his weekly shop....