As your community ambassador, I urgently advise you not to befriend one known as Mediocre Knight, as he is infact the Dark Lord Sauron, the Infamous Rage Quit Wizard and the ultimate butthurt overlord. Their will be major repurcussions if you do add this contact to your friendlists your house will melt and your skin will begin to flake, telemarketers will flock to your front lawn and begin to strip, aswell as rape your piano and ♥♥♥♥ in your sink.

Why was the black kid crying after he went to the toilet? Because he thought he was melting.