MY GAMING RIG:

🐌 CPU: Intel Celeron N2840 @ 2.16GHz (Turbo boost to 2.58GHz, beware)

👀 GPU: Intel HD Graphics (Not even numbered, pure vibes)

⏳ RAM: 2GB DDR2 (single-channel, naturally)

💾 Storage: 20GB IDE HDD (4200 RPM for vintage vibes)

😅 Motherboard: Random no-name eBay special (BIOS in Chinese only)

🔥 PSU: 150W "Best Power" (actual fire hazard)

📦 Case: Cardboard box with Sharpie logo (custom airflow via holes)



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Peripherals:

📺 Monitor: 1024x768 CRT with permanent screen burn from Solitaire

🖱️ Mouse: Ball mouse (cord frayed, left click only works when you scream)

⌨️ Keyboard: Sticky membrane keyboard from a 2001 Dell (spacebar stuck)

🎧 Headset: Broken Bluetooth earbud duct-taped to headband

🌐 Internet: 256kbps DSL (shared with neighbor's cat feeder)

💨 Cooling: Open window + oscillating fan pointed at motherboard



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🖥️ Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition (Service Pack 1)

🍕 Mousepad: Pizza box

🪑 Chair: Plastic garden chair with one short leg