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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 7:35pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 8:19pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 11:14am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2016 @ 4:04pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 10:41am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 3:04pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 5:52pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 5:07pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 5:28pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 4:16pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2016 @ 6:47am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 7:23pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 11:02am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2016 @ 6:35am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 6:39pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 5:18pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 3:58pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 6:03pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 5:07pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 6:50pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 5:45pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 5:49pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2017 @ 4:44pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2016 @ 6:40am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 7:48am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 7:56pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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