Recent reviews by MrVasNormandy

Fast Twisted Metal

A+

Like your amnesiac mum forgot how to make her world famous spaghetti & meatballs and made it with ketchup and her cat's hairballs.

Just play Battlefield 4.

Pros
- Good flavour
- Shout out to Peter Weller for voicing RoboCop
- Fun-ish cop simulator elements

Cons
- Runs like ♥♥♥♥
- Weak gunplay
- Awful sound mixing (Headshots play at like 500% volume and can barely hear dialogue)
- Uncanny valley faces
- Uninteresting story
- Weak voice acting

It's honestly impressive how this game still manages to run like complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™ (Brought to you by Warhammer 40,000 Darktide - Arbites Class | Available for purchase
2025/06/23) after so many years.

Once the game opens up after the prologue, the game really shines.

Really heartwarming Hallmark story about love, faith, and family. The ending will leave a smile on your face.

Looks like a casino game that an old woman with an oxygen tank would be chained to but it's fun.

Love the expression and creativity that comes from the meaty skill and passive trees. It'll be really hard to go back to other ARPGs where builds/combos are more limited and nodes in skill trees are just incremental stat buffs.

I do wish the refining system was a bit more streamlined so that early/mid game isn't about scanning every item that's on the ground looking for gear that'll kick off your initial build.

Beautifully written dark dramedy with a killer combat system.