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13 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
1,428.6 hrs on record (53.5 hrs at review time)
This game is in full color. I'm not even kidding, not just the base colors but every combination of color you would expect. We're talking everything from Dark Slate Gray to Hot Pink folks.

As if color wasn't enough, these geniuses found a way to include sound, like a LOT of sounds. Ever wanted to hear a footstep? The sound of glass bottle nudged by someone walking by? Now you can hear it all!

Color and sound, this would be enough to make any game a winner but they didn't stop there. This game uses the alphabet AND numbers. That's right, every letter your used to seeing in upper and lower case, numbers, and even punctuation. The amount of type in this game is stunning and you'll spend all day reading to your hearts content.

I think its pretty clear that we have the building blocks for an amazing game here so expect to be blown away by the experience.
Posted 18 April, 2015. Last edited 18 April, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record
An amazing experience that must be played to be appreciated.
Posted 29 July, 2014.
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64 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
This game is evil. It seems to sense when you let your guard down or have come to expect something and then laughs as it springs another clever trap to take yet another life away.

I have no doubt that there is a devious form of artificial intelligence built into every single copy and programmed with the sole motivation of crushing you. It is clearly rewarded with every successful trap as there is no doubt that this game, this evil force, this new form of life(?), is gaining great delight at your every failure and soul crushing death.

I used to think platformers were the one thing I understood. I understand nothing! Up is Left and watch out, cause Down, Down took off and in its place now is Right, Left took Rights place and now I don't know how to climb a ladder!

Play this game, or rather give this game a chance to play you, either way you will almost certainly enjoy it as long as you go in understanding that you are about to be the beaten down, confused, tricked and just when you think its over, just when the goal is in reach, only one step away, you will be afraid to take that step, you will know by then that this game, this evil entity, this surreal and dark form of artificial intelligence is absolutely and without a doubt, out to get you. It's waiting for you to take that step and you realize you can't wait to see what the hell is going to happen next, so you do.

Awesome game!
Posted 3 March, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
First off let me say that I am only just under an hour into this. That being said, I highly recommend it. Games like this are what terms like "Over the top", "Full Throttle", "High Octane" and "Action Packed" should be reserved for.

You are given just enough of a story to get you going and then you're thrown right in and kicking more ass than an angry donkey herder before you even have time to settle into your seat.

The gameplay utilizes real-time cinematography style effects directly into the action and cuts in with very unique and almost comic book style animation sequences that let you breathe for a moment without the ass kicking ever skipping a beat.

The games controls feel intuitive and will be very familiar to those accustomed to other 3rd person action games. The game does give some controller advice but not in an annoying way.

The lack of camera controls can be a little bothersome at first but you quickly get over it and the game doesn't often leave you in an area with a lot of breathing time anyway.

I love this game so far and will be getting back to kicking ass (and even saving the world?) as soon as I get some rest :B1:.
Posted 30 December, 2013. Last edited 30 December, 2013.
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1 person found this review funny
8.4 hrs on record
The video on the store page does not do this game justice. I have been playing it today and I am hooked. I would absolutely recommend it.
Posted 26 December, 2013.
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