From the classic and timeless masterpiece motionpicture - "Thunder Gun Express", I am The Mr. Thunder Gun! I hung dong, remember? IASIP :)

"Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please."

"I got my magnum condoms and my wad of $100s. I'm ready to plow!" -Frank Reynolds

“Because of the implication.” -Dennis

"Cat in the wall, eh? Now you're talking my language. I know this game."