I'm getting the can opener

have no one to play roa who plays bad like me

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

good question, I don't even respond to trash talk in the first place so idk myself lmao

Why do you need to ask your friends about how to respond to basic ass trash talk comments xD

Why do you talk like a cartoon?