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Personal Achievements
 

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 9:46pm

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 9:46pm

Credit Watcher Extraordinaire

Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 9:21pm

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 11:07am

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 11:09am

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 9:01pm

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 11:29am

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 11:28am

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 9:31pm

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 9:33pm

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 9:44pm

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 8:53pm

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 8:58pm

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 11:12am

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 9:19pm



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