Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back


Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.


We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for us to find.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear