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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 4:01am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 2:35pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:24am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:28am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 16 May, 2017 @ 1:02pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:17am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:36am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:27am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 4:00am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 7:06am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:19am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 7:06am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:01am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 4 May, 2016 @ 9:56am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:10am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 3:25am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:23am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:31am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 3:58am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 3:24am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 2:26pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 1:43pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:13am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:41am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:26am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:40am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 10:08am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 9:47am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:34am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 1:56pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 7:19am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 8:27am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 9:08am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 12:49pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 5:30am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 1:56pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 4:09am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 8:14am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 8:21am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:15am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 4:34am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 7:36am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 4:48am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 5:00am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 5:58am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 6:53am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 6:11am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 10:08am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 6:38am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 5:35am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 4:51am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 7:37am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 7:08am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 7:15am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 6:39am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 3:25am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 4:50am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 7:43am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 8:31am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 9:14am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 3:39am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:20pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:03pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:01pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:02pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:00am



Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.