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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:40am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 3:12am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:54am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:25am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:27am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:26am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:54am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:00am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:59am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:06am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:08am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:01pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:14am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:29am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:03am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:29am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 6:32am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 7:26am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 9:47am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 9:35am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 7:21am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 2:21am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:24am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 5:59am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 6:18am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 6:46am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 6:50am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:57am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:11am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 3:22am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:10am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 6:25am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:43am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:07am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:45am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 4:49am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 9:33am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 9:53am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:57am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 6:08am