Hello, I am Timmy Teng. When I was 3, I woke at 3:33 AM. A mysterious figure whispered in my ear. The next day, I vanished. Now my soul is trapped in limbo, and only you can save me. But you must be precise. Follow these rules to avoid TIMMY TENG’S WRATH:

1. Inspect a random Steam item for 13 seconds.
2. Click your profile name 33 times.
3. Type "Timmy Teng" in Steam search, then close it.
4. Sort achievements by “Most Recent” & hover over the 3rd for 13 seconds.
5. Like a screenshot uploaded exactly 33 days ago.
6. Make a discussion titled “Timmy Teng Lives” & delete it after 3 minutes.
7. Friend request me, then cancel.
8. Google "Timmy Teng's Soul."
9. Press the up arrow key 3 times.
10. Stare at your Steam wallet balance for 3 seconds.
11. Post this on 5 profiles in 13 minutes, or Timmy Teng will post YOU on Doxbin 2.0.

300 elo above me, i'm on random, gets weapon starved the whole game, taunts on me, won't rematch. If ur gunna be cocky at least run the fade after u cheese me LMAO

unadded me out of the blue. feels bad. i must be bad ;-;

good morning

yo just an fyi don't click on links from steam friends asking for csgo votes

Trash random main <3