-rep not a real GOAT

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added her because she seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited her to my house for a csgo lan party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life.
When She arrived at my house, She pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. As she unzipped my pants i felt her hard ♥♥♥♥ beside mine. Turns out she was a he. Don't trust this guy.

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