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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:46am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:43am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:39am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:26am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:29am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:46am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:06am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:25am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:25am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:47am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:13am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:26am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:05am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:32am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:58am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:35am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:30am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:43am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:26am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:47am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:44am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:50am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 4:20pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:18am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:26am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:26am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:33am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:14am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:57am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:22pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 7:31am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:02am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:19am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:03am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:58am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:14am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:40am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:16am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:35am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:20am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 7:34am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 7:52am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:45pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:56am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 7:31am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:26pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:54am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:41pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:41pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:58am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:25pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 3:53pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:06am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:41pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:26am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:26pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:21am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:44am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:26pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:49am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 4:48pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:42pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:42pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:26pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:42am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:14am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:43pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:27pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:27pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:20pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:27am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:24am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:46am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:46am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:22pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:25pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:26pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:16am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:43pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:27pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:47pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:42am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:27pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:27pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:26pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:27pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:28pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:28pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:28pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:31am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:18am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:41am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:44pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:44pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:28pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
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