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Publicada: 2/mai./2020 às 3:59
Atualizada: 5/mai./2020 às 7:44

~ DIFFICULTY ~

▢ My 90 year old grandma could play it
▢ Easy
🟩 Normal
▢ Hard
▢ Impossible

~ GRAPHICS ~

▢ What is this?
▢ Meh
▢ Good
▢ Great
▢ Beautiful
🟩 Masterpiece

~ SOUND/MUSIC ~ (Using headphones)

▢ Bad
▢ Nothing special
▢ Good
▢ Great
▢ Beautiful
🟩 I´m gonna cry

~ STORY ~

▢ This game has no story
▢ Like playing "candy crush" for the story
▢ It´s alright
▢ Well written
🟩 Epic story
▢ Kingdom hearts on cocaine

~ PRICE ~

▢ Free
🟩 Underpriced
▢ Perfect price
▢ Could be cheaper
▢ Overpriced

~ REQUIREMENTS ~ (Ultra settings)

▢ A stone could run this
▢ Average
🟩 High end
▢ NASA computer

~ LENGHT ~

▢ Very short (0-2hours)
▢ Short (2-15hours)
▢ Average (15-50hours)
🟩 Long (50-200hours)
▢ Neverending (200-...hours)

~ FUN ~

▢ I´d rather watch paint dry
▢ Hard to enjoy
▢ Repetitive
▢ It´s okay
▢ Fun to be had for sure
▢ The kind of fun you will remember
🟩 Life changing

~ REPLAYABILITY ~

▢ One-time experience
▢ Only for achievements
▢ If you wait a few months/years
▢ Definitely
🟩 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

▢ No
▢ Wait for sale
▢ Yes
🟩 YES YES YES
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23 comentário(s)
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Oyster Man Gardner 28/mai./2020 às 12:18 
I wish steam would just ban these stupid low effort copypasta-esque reviews and force people to write actual reviews on the game, these give you no true insight on whether you should buy a game or not as they don't actually describe it
Gwent 27/mai./2020 às 22:30 
My 90 year old grandma could definitely play it.
tigrexhunter234 27/mai./2020 às 19:34 
Is that a jojos reference?
Deleonson 25/mai./2020 às 4:58 
I wouldn't consider the graphics to be a masterpiece. The face textures are amazing, and the armor and clothing is pretty good, but the rest of the textures are distractingly low resolution. Some cutscene animations can be janky as well.
Finallyrylan 24/mai./2020 às 10:21 
I can't tell if 'Kingdom Hearts on Cocaine' is positive or not.
Casimir the III 24/mai./2020 às 7:09 
InkWithGold please shut you man child mouth, you probably didn't even complete the story, go suck some balls like the gay dumbass you are.
InkWithGold 23/mai./2020 às 19:18 
i'm not trolling. it literally is boring af and way overhyped, plus it looks like a game from 2005 as i said. it's trash, not even worth being free on epic
wow 23/mai./2020 às 19:10 
controllers are for peasants, this game is way playable with mouse and keyboard, it's fine
genericwhitemale 23/mai./2020 às 19:08 
the game plays much better with a mouse and keyboard; in my opinion. then again each player has different preferences
HappyCrasher 22/mai./2020 às 21:19 
shoulda added a box for keyboard and mouse controls, people needa know that they're trash and a controller works far better for this game