Recent reviews by The LAPD

Great game. I look forward to never playing again.

Literally the worst game ever. 0/10 would not recommend.

This game had so much time put into the history, and research put into psychosis that it absolutely shows. Fantastic game! I wish there were more unique stories with such unique perspectives like this.

The story is great, the visuals are great but make sure you google all the issues that come with this damn game. Constant stuttering, random crashes and the best part of all it will randomly corrupt your save files with no way to retrieve them. Got very close to the end of the game and i'll never know how it ends because i'd have to start from the beginning.

1/5 do not buy until they fix this garbage

Best game in the Alien franchise, but one hell of a horrible game. It's basically a social experiment for patience. How many times can we force you through the same maze while constantly moving the goal post before the user decides it's not worth it an uninstalls. If you don't believe me, then play through it yourself.

9/10 visuals, 9/10 environment, 1/10 gameplay, 1/10 puzzles. Wouldn't recommend.

Pretty damn scary, decent puzzles, lot of naked dudes (if you're into that), and an ending that will piss you off. 4/5

Things that will happen while playing:
- OMG Pay2Win, You're so OP! Q_Q
- Top of leadboard - team rage quit!
- Decent match everyone having fun. EFFING GAME CRASH!!!
repeat

Aside from that it's pretty good. 4/5

The absolute best DLC ever in the the F.U.C.K.ing world. Would recommend. There are no words to describe the awesome.

Spend an hour collecting materials for crafting; get run over by friendlies. Reload from an hour ago, no ongoing saves outside of missions :(

On my way to kill a shark; get killed by tiger.

That's pretty much sums up the game. It's like JustCause2 without being as ridiculous and with a lot more eye candy. My favorite feature is you can slide down mountains. No more accidentally falling to your doom. So far I enjoy it, would recommend.

The only negative is you have to use and install uplay to play this game :/

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After beating the game I realized this was one of the best written stories about not sticking your ♥♥♥♥ in crazy. 5/5 would recommend but don't go for the super awesome america ending because it SUCKS!

The only game where shoving a rocket up someone's ass is the correct solution. A+ would recommend.