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Dudes will really be like "I'm straight" but then I'll pull down their pants, and sure enough, there's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ between their legs. EVERY. DAMN. TIME. Like bro, there's nothing more gay than having a literal penis attached to your own body. If you really were straight, you'd have shredded damn thing in a garbage disposal by now, just like I did. As a REAL straight man, it's my duty to pull down these posers' pants and expose them for who they really are. I don't see any of THEM pulling down other men's pants! Seems pretty gay to me.