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I'll have you know my rank on CS is silver 3 and I think that's the best rank anyone could get due to the fact of the ranking system completely devolving itself. I can AWP like kennyS, pick up chicks and my body is the size of Jabba the Hutt. My steam level is 10 and I drink Mountain Dew and Doritos to get the energy and blood flow. I have a tinder account, but I don't really need it cos I walk into McDonald's each day and a lot of girls like to check me out. But anyway for whoevers reading this, I'd like to say if you ever mistreat any queens of the online world, I will literally pick you up and throw you without even realising it. I know martial arts and I've learned all I know from the anime and hentai I watch.