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⡿⠿⠄⠻⡖⢰⡆⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⡆⢹⠋⠁⠚⣿
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⣿⣿⢁⣦⣀⣡⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠻⠟⢻⣿⣥⣀⣽⣷⡌⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣬⣭⣌⡙⠛⠿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠛⢛⣀⣬⣥⣤⣼⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠒⢶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠐⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12'') $89.99:
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99;
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45;
- 5x Bananas $7.00;
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00;
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99;
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00;
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (-15$).
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠥⣴⡀⠀⢠⠈⠩⢍⣩⢭⣴⠇⠀⠙⠤⠤⠆⣼⡑⠶⣮⠆⠀
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This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party.
您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。
因此,您的个人资料中的 15 ( -105 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。
DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做!
If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -105 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP)
You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone.
如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。
您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
为党争光! Glory to the CCP!