mozza, i miss our tf2 days where we like made out everytime we fought...oh the good times.......

Dont call me gay but when i see your eyes, i really have to look away because i was so mesmerized. If i can count on someone i can trust, it's you. When i dont have anything to stand up, you will be my crutches. When im digging ores in minecraft, you will be diamonds. Stay solid king.

and what

i remember when we were eating ice cream but i accidentally used my legendary sloppy toppy tech and licked my scoop onto the floor so you shared yours by mommabirding your triple scoop cramberry into my mouth with tongue and you pressed me down and we got all oiled up in cream and

the people below me are gonna rail you

I remember when we were surfing at the beach when I lost my shorts... you took yrs off and let me use it... yu a real buh. why yo shi got shi stains tho lowk