life's short, let's make it shorter


Nerd Resume

CS:GO :

ESEA-
Open S34: Quick Light
IM S35: Down 2 Earth
Main S36: Lavender Esports

TF2 :

ESEA-
Open S18: Squid Squad, Demo
IM S19: SYOPS TF2, Demo
Open S22: Not Around Bears, Demo *4th Place
IM S23: dunheon defenders, Demo *2nd Place
Invite S24: mario party 4, Demo starter/sub *Half-season *5th Place
IM S24: Dexter's Lab, Demo sub *2nd Place
Invite S25: LunatiK eSports, Demo *Half-season
Open S26: KRIT eSports, Demo *1st Place
IM S29: Frankenstein's Roster, Demo *1st Place

CEVO-
Open S4: Dave__AC Fan Club, Demo
Open S5: Monday Hangover, Demo/Roamer
GXL LAN 2014: SOFA KINGZ, Demo

AsiaFortress-
Mercenaries Cup 7: Club Penguin Crusaders, Demo *1st Place, Undefeated

UGC-
Silver S12: Quick Light, Demo/Pocket
Silver S13: Red Noise, Demo
Silver S14: Housewives, Roamer *2nd Place
Gold S15: Quick Light, Pocket *3rd Place
Platinum S24: IRENE, Demo *1st Place

Other-
EVL Summer Battle Royale 4v4: Possum @ the Disco, Demo *1st Place
FACEIT Opening Tourney 6v6: dunheon defenders, Demo *4th-8th Place

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mana: moy more like moyst god so gross


Differ: more the idea of you teaching anyone anything about sex
Differ: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/smug
moyfflesaur: hey
moyfflesaur: for your information
moyfflesaur: i am an expert in this type of thing
Differ: uv been savaged
Differ: don't lie
moyfflesaur: love putting some penis in some...
moyfflesaur: *looks at smudged writing on hand* vergubra


presticide: omg
presticide: youre the moy from moy and the rice farmers??
presticide: i thought that was some NA team
.moyboy: oh my god


meme guy: yo imagine
meme guy: you're down 0-4
meme guy: and you say "this isn't even my final form"
meme guy: and lose 5-0
Moy (be back 1.7.17): LOL


moyfflesaur: having social competence is for those who aren't good at tf2
moyfflesaur: ..for the weak
Differ: *gets mad for a second*
Differ: *shrugs and gets laid*
Differ: B)


file: sometimes some bridges need to be burnt to light the way my friend
file: if you cant see that you dont just lose tf2 games you lose the game of life man


Gatsby: lets be real for a second
Gatsby: file
Gatsby: is going to come back
Gatsby: soon
QLG Moy: no
Gatsby: hah
Gatsby: u dont quit tf2
Gatsby: tf2 rapes you and leaves you for dead


kent_____: did you go back to the mother country just to be a top tier tf2 player in the country opposed to some ugc nerd!!


Gatsby #ripbrazil: the rape train
Gatsby #ripbrazil: has been unleashed
Gatsby #ripbrazil: 7-0
.moy: get_♥♥♥♥ ok
Gatsby #ripbrazil: I've never in my life
Gatsby #ripbrazil: Seen such a brutal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Gatsby #ripbrazil: And I watch a LOT of porn.


Addicted to Quack ✌: I dont see the issue
Addicted to Quack ✌: if you want me to play like june
Addicted to Quack ✌: I can die every 4 seconds
Addicted to Quack ✌: wont change your team play
Addicted to Quack ✌: at all


[22:34:52] (Private) rapey_mick: im gonna rape you