IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

Lord forgive me:

Sex phrases in Japanese: ちんちん (Chinchin) : penіs おっぱい (Oppai): Tіts なめてほしい！ (Namete hoshii!): Suck it! いれてほしい (Irete hoshii!): Put it in! なまがいい (Nama ga ii!): Let’s do it bareback! ぬれてる (Nureteru!): You’re so wet! やばい! (Yabai!): It feels amazing! がまんして (Gaman ♥♥♥♥♥!): Don’t come yet! いく (Iku!): I’m coming! ムラムラしてきた (mura mura ♥♥♥♥♥ kita): I'm getting hоrny やめて！(Yamete!): Stop! 早く (Hayaku): Faster 深く (♥♥♥♥♥♥): Deeper ゆっくり (Yukkuri): Slower ごっくん (Gokkun): Drinking sеmen 逆アナル (Gyaku anaru): Anal penetration まんこ (Manko): Slang for рussу おなほ (Onaho): Fleshlіght 愛液 (Aieki): "Love Juice" バイブ (Baibu): Vіbrator バックで (Bakku de): "Doggy Style" 万擦り (Manzuri): Female Masturbatіon 指入り (Yubiiri): Finger-fuсk 口の中イッていい？ (Kuchi no naka itte ii?): Can I come in your mouth?

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man ♥♥♥♥ at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.

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