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this is touhou for 6 year old kids who spend their parents credit card on fireballs and hugs

Juice Galaxy is an avant-garde RPG that takes the cake for one of my favorite "weird games" i have played so far on steam, rivaling that of Cruelty Squad and Loek that have been made prior.

This game encapsulates an environment with it's visuals and soundtrack that genuinely feel like a nice dream that you're on about through the entire game, sort of just exploring and immersing yourself in the world, kind of like that one dream you've probably had that made no sense when you woke up and forgot about an hour later.

Whatever you do, if you're a big fan of avant-garde masterpieces, please play this game. No matter how much or how little time you spend in this game, you will appreciate this game as a work of art.

i love this game thanks das ulbe made my 2,213 hours of cpma worth it

eh it's game

eh its original games

The year is 2029, H1Z1 hasn't shut down fully (yet), and Daybreak has announced the 13th closure of most of their servers, besides one half of a combat training server, because the costs to make sure the 3rd grade science experiment potato that the son of one of the higher ups made called "The Daybreak Servers" in someone's basement hasn't fully melted was way too high compared to keeping one up. Daybreak was looking for one last use for H1Z1, as the higher ups have tried milking the game harder than ATLUS with Persona spinoffs and re-releases, and were looking for ways to beat the dead horse once again.

In one of their final exec. meetings, the higher ups came together to figure out what they should do in order to bring back the game one last time, as now that (hopefully) everybody forgot about the time that Jace Hall, the CEO of Twin Galaxies spent some billionaire's money in order to get a semi-rebuild of the game back into a playable state, known as "Z1 Battle Royale Season 3". The main exec goes, "alright, it seems EVERYBODY has finally stopped thinking about H1Z1 now. On our twitter page, nobody spams anymore 'Bring Back H1Z1: Just Survive', as those guys now all got jobs and are focused on taking care of children and kids instead of fuelling their addiction of building bases and pvp’ing each other, and now the professional battle royale streamer TThump has stopped sending angry tweets at us for killing his favorite battle royale that he cried about on stream, since it was affecting his career. What should we do now?"

One higher up says, "why don't we just shut down the game and bring back Just Survive?" Seconds later, he was thrown out of the building. Another higher up comes up with a better idea, says "Why don't we get ATLUS or something to buy our game, and make 300 spinoffs, like an H1Z1 RPG, or an H1Z1 Dancing Game, and make them make a new game?" They thought about it, but the higher up said "Nah, we're literally almost bankrupt and I highly doubt we can get them to even think about the offer, but good try though." That higher up just like the previous one, was thrown out of the building also. Finally, one higher up comes up with a even better idea and states, "Why don't we get one of the best H1Z1 players to ever exist, we spend all of the budget we have of 3 cents and maybe a toothpick, and then make a clinical trial on what it takes to become an ultimate H1Z1 player?" The higher up thought about it, and said "You know what, why not. That was a great idea! We'll get to work on it."

A few days later, they were scouring around to see if there were any candidates that were perfect for this opportunity, and that they would lie about giving them a massive paycheck, just like the H1Z1 Pro League scandals they had previously about 11 years ago. They realized literally only one person that was a top player years ago still cared, and his name was trtl. Trtl was 28, and about 12 years ago he was known for being the #1 and highest royalty on the leaderboards in H1Z1 for Season 2, Season 2B, and of course Season 3. Trtl was good at cod-rushing, had a good understanding of bullet drop and consistent recoil, and couldn't transition to any other game because when he did, he'd complain about how the servers were 1 tick below 128 tick, and the second he'd miss a shot in a game such as CS he'd quit immediately, saying it "utter garbage and not good enough.”

A month later, the higher ups encountered trtl at a beach, with him simply sitting on a bench and remembering the good times he had codrushing the now famous streamer Symfuhny once back in Pre-Season 7 Combat Update. The Higher ups came up to him, and started asking questions to see if he was interested and after trtl realizing it really wasn’t a joke, he accepted the offer. He was taken immediately down to what was remaining of the Daybreak HQ, just a simple plain white room that had a desk with a high end pc setup, since even in 2029 H1Z1 was still so poorly optimized to the point that it’d take 13 years in order to get a PC that could run the game decently at 144 fps for a 144hz monitor. As soon as trtl turned on the computer he noticed that it instantly booted to H1Z1, and that as soon as he got to the server region menu there was only the North America Region Left. He entered in, and he realized that once again they have shut down all the other game modes besides Combat Training, and the higher ups sitting right next to Trtl told him, “Your job is to spend your day perfecting every piece and bit of your gameplay in H1Z1, got it?” He accepted, and the challenge was on.

Every day, he looked at his old H1Z1 inventory, looking at his trusty gold Season 2 Royalty AR-15, and Gold Royalty AK-47 from the time he won a Royalty Showdown. Afterwards, he’d go into the last combat training server and practice 2 Tapping every tree in the map from every range, and when he found that boring he’d take a jeep and abuse the flying jeep glitch to get out of the map as a small break. In order to practice the shotgun he would go into buildings and shadowboxed (to play against oneself), pretending to luckily one pump an imaginary person. A few weeks later, he achieved the goal of being the first and only person who could consistently 2 Tap over 1600 meters, with random people who’d randomly reinstall the game to try playing it with him to be instantly killed off of spawn in combat training, as he’d have also memorized every little nook and cranny of the Combat Training Map. After telling this to the higher-ups they re-opened a solos Z2 server, without dynamic gas zones to allow him to go around the map as he would please in order to memorize Z2 once again like the back of his hand.

A few weeks later, the higher ups challenged him to try “1v1’ing an aimbot”, and of course he accepted the challenge and as soon as he started fighting the aimbot, he instantly destroyed it, showing he was nearing what could be the peak, the ultimate H1Z1 player ever recorded in history. Daybreak decided that they would re-open all NA servers in celebration, the Solos, the Duos, and the Fives server to allow him to play, and play other people that may have the chance to play him. However, this was abruptly shut down, as the higher ups realized that this was another waste of time. Trtl had to say goodbye to what was remaining of the Daybreak headquarters, and had finally gone home after 2 months of staying there every day.

A year after the experiment, Daybreak has fully announced that the company is shutting down, however the servers would still stay up for those curious few who still haven’t tried out what was the first commercially successful and first failed battle royale. Trtl is laying down on his bed at home, reminiscing once again and contemplating the time he spent playing this one single game, and trying to cope with the fact that nothing will ever come close to it. He wondered, “Was it really all worth it? I keep on dreaming what it could’ve been to be successful, and instead of doing anything I decided to throw it all away for this one single game.”

A few days later, he was penniless after buying up all the Twin Galaxy Hoodies on the steam market, and nobody knows where he has gone since then.

Legends say that if you boot up H1Z1 (Renamed to Z1 Battle Royale now), you will encounter him in the lobbies, with it saying “2 REMAIN” on the count, and the server taking 3 minutes to start a match each time. Nobody truly knows why he still plays the game to this day, as you notice the Lobby that was meant to seat over 150 players is just empty, like a town in a desert. Playing the game itself is fun, however without a time machine, you will never be able to go back to 2017 to experience what truly was peak battle royale, “H1Z1: King of The Kill.” That is the story of the H1 Prophecy.